"Oh naughty Captain Hook you shouldn't be doing that to tinker bell."-England
"All my ideas are good other wise I'd kill them"-Russia
"Am I catholic or Protestant... God i don't know.."-England
"VODKAAAA!"-Russia
"Pastaaa!!"-Italy
"Dumble Dora the explora!"-England
"Hey Japan wanna see my butt?"-Italy
"BLOODY WANKERS!"-England
"I don't need anyone I am awesome!!"-prussia
"Thanks a bunch why don't you hit me in the face with a spatchula!!!"-Romano
"Nobody asked you cheesy monkey!"-England
"Ahh it's a blond caterpillar!"-France
"China I choose you!"-America
"I only hear my ideas because those are the ones I like."-China
"My grandma taught the true meaning of the maple leaf!!-Canada
"Gay Christmas I mean France.." -Narrator
"Fat Christmas I mean America "-Natrator
"Pick axes are never used in medical treatment but if you try I won't stop you"-China
"I shall express my anger through the piano."-Austria
The German simulator:"you get irritated but the Austrian in front of you is even more irritated."
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