Best hetalia quotes ever

My favorite scene of hetalia

Japan-"you f*cking Kris Ball! I'll f*cking rip your guts out and serve then for diner!!"
~Also this~
America-"I'm America!! My hobbies are guns, blowing stuff up, and baseball!!!
Japan-"base ball?"
Japan's boss-"it's some sort of game.. It includes a ball, stick, and steroids