Kunikida:Hey Brat did you bring the port mafia's rabid dog to your room last night?
Atsushi:Huh??? Why ask that??
Kunikida:Last night I heard some "sounds" coming up to your room. care to explain?
*Dazai then whispered to Atsushi's ear*
Dazai:Play dumb
Atsushi:Who's Akutagawa?
Kunikida:A port mafia member, The rabid dog, and not to mention the one you made out with at the call I could hear what your doing.
Atsushi :Uhh...
*Dazai and Atsushi then whispered to each other*
Dazai:Play dumber than before
Atsushi:Can I?
Dazai:Just play dumb your not gonna fail this one trust me
Kunikida:So? Cut the chit chat and answer me, did you bring Akutagawa Ryunosuke to your room last night, Atsushi Nakajima??
Atsushi:Whos Atsushi?
*Dazai hit his forehead with his hand*
Dazai:NOT THAT DUMB
Kunikida:SO I'M RIGHT AFTERALL HUH????
Atsushi:.. I AM RATTING EVERYONE OUT!!!
*Dazai looked at him surprised, Yosano lifted her eye brows in confusion, Ranpo fell from his chair and Fukuzawa came in at the wrong time*
Atsushi:I SAW DAZAI-SAN MAKING OUT WITH CHUUYA-SAN AT AN ALLEY,
Dazai:SHIT
Atsushi: FUKUZAWA-SAN WENT TO THE PORT MAFIA BOSS'S HOUSE AND WHAT HAPPENED Y'ALL CAN GUESS
Fukuzawa:I came in at the wrong time
Atsushi:YOSANO-SAN MADE OUT WITH OZAKI-SAN AT THE INFIRMARY BED!!!
Yosano:I do not regret a single thing
Atsushi:RANPO-SAN HAS A SUGAR DADDY AND THAT IS THE GUILD'S ARCHITECT, POE-SAN
Ranpo:I feel betrayed
Kunikida:YOU WASTING BANDAGE DEVICE, YOSANO-SAN, RANPO-SAN AND EVEN THE PRESIDENT????
Atsushi:KUNIKIDA-SAN YOU MADE OUT WITH KATAI-SAN IN FRONT OF MY EYES SO DON'T TALK BACK I HAVE BEEF WITH ALL OF YOU!!!
Tanizaki:Even me?
Atsushi:NAH TANIZAKI-SAN YOUR LOVER IS ALSO A PORT MAFIA MEMBER, TACHI FUCKING HARA.
Tanizaki:IT'S A GODDAMN SECRET ATSUSHI YOUR LUCKY MY SISTER ISN'T HERE OR SHE'LL PISS OFF
Atsushi:I DON'T CARE!!!
Dazai:Calm down Atsushi-kun
Atsushi:ABSOLUTELY NOT ONCE I'M MAD I'M FOREVER MAD SO SHUT IT
Dazai:*sighs* Kunikida-kun...
Kunikida:I get it
Atsushi:Huh?
Kunikida:Atsushi... If you calm down I will buy you chazuke-
Atsushi:Deal
*Atsushi said cutting off kunikida's words*
Dazai:Well that ended up quickly than I thought! See kunikida-kun only a single mention of Chazuke is able to lighten his mood up!
Atsushi:I'm sorry everyone for blowing up so suddenly I don't what gotten into me...
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This is my first time writing a story I'm sorry of its bad so yeah I'm only doing this cuz of boredom🙃
