A Hatful of Love (A Timothee Chalamet fanfic)

Weird Willy

You had been craving another one of those chocolate flowers. After tasting it and seeing the making process, nothing could ever compare. He got your phone number a few days ago and y'all text and call every day. You were sitting in your room drawing when your phone buzzed. You smiled, knowing that it was Willy.
Willy 🍫: Heyyy, baby! Did the Hoverfly come out yet? 💩
You 🙄: willy! don't say that!
Willy 🍫: Hey! Capitalize my name! Punctuation matters!
You groaned.
You 🙄: Fine then, Mr. WONKA.
Willy smiled from where he was.
Willy 🍫: Stop being so passive aggressive.
You 🙄: Shut up.
You giggled. Did Willy seriously just pout over text?
You 🙄: Did you seriously just POUT over text?
Willy nodded and laughed. You shrieked.
"What're you doing in my closet?!" You screamed. Willy smiled.
"I was collecting dust bunnies!" He exclaimed with a grin.
"Willy, this isn't normal!"
"...so?"
"SO, leave! I could've been naked in here!" Willy shrugged.
"That's fine. You'd still be my friend," he said, scratching his head. You rolled your eyes.
"You're too innocent, Willy. How do you read smutty books with that mindset?" He shrugged.
"I can't," he said bluntly. You looked confused.
"You can't...?" you trailed off.
"I can't read. I never learned how." You looked shocked.
"You can't read?! But...but you're twenty-two!" He nodded.
"I know. I was just never taught how to read. Is that a problem?" You shrugged your shoulders.
"I dunno, would it be a problem if you had gone to the zoo looking for a giraffe and instead found a tiger?" You asked.
"Yes! Indeed it would. Wait...how do you know about that?" You stifled a laugh.
"That actually happened?!" He nodded his head. You laughed.
"Hey! It was not funny! I almost got eaten!" You squealed.
"You did? Did it hurt?" Willy shook his head.
"Nope! Not at all! My suit protected me!" You rubbed his hair.
"Is there chocolate dandruff in there? Or maybe golden dandruff?" You asked. He shrugged.
"I dunno." Suddenly, a thought popped in your head.
"Hey, how do you text if you can't read?" Willy smiled.
"Well, I have to get someone to read it to me. Usually, I get the robot on my phone to read it. I named her Susan. I like Susan." You smiled.
  "You're silly," you told him. He shook his head.
"No, I'm Willy Wonka." You rolled your eyes.
"How about this: you can be Silly Willy." He nodded.
"Yeah! I'm Silly Willy!" You grabbed his hands.
"You're my Silly Willy." He smiled and hugged you.

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