laxatives must be good right

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--- 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥 💙 ---

welcome to the blue hospital, where patients from the mental asylum live

a/n: heavily edited coz i also cringed!

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bachira added rich boy

you

finally! but why is it so late....


schizophrenic

i woke up and suddenly my monster told me to add reo!


you

woah 😭


emo underlashes

it's literally 4 am in the morning.

you

then why u awake brahhhhh

emo underlashes

real question is, why is everyone awake then? you guys are supposed to be sleeping, ur gonna end up looking like a lukewarm figure on the field.

you

my bro, r u tryna dodge my question?

crowass

ׂ╰┈➤real question is, why is everyone awake...

shut yer emo ass up mcr boy, we cant sleep bcz theres a goddamn horrible smell contaminating the entire place

schizophrenic

shidou is shitting rn

cheater

you sure its not u?

slursagi

bachira is literally beside me.


you

bro yall sure nobody added laxatives onto shidou's drink or sum shi?


cockroach

AW FUCK OFF EVERYONE (excluding y/n ofc) U THINK I WANT MY ASS TO BE SITTING ON THIS LUXURIOUS, COLD YET WARMING TOILET BOWL 4AM IN THE MORNING? IM RETHINKING LIFE CHOICES HERE 

slursagi

as you should.

blindass

isagi, elaborate.

slursagi

i added 10 laxatives pills onto his drink
bc he farted on my pillow and it somehow 
had shit stain on it.


you

probs shart his pants too. 

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