Overlord Kitsune

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Now quick warning there will be cursing and some words will be blocked.

I hope you all enjoy the chapter

Chapter 3 overlord Kitsune

It had been five days since Naruto came to the Hotel, he was with everyone as he had his eyes closed and laying on the couch as he was listening to the commercial that Alastor made as it voice talking about the hotel.

"Well, hello there, you wayward Sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in Hell! But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that? Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar! Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you! Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control. Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this, and more at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!"

Alastor turns off the television, "So, what do you think?"

Naruto open his eyes and saw on the other couch was Charlie and Vaggie were surprised of the commercial being poorly misleading and very offensive to their nature, that Vaggie throws a fit at Alastor.

"I'm sorry. What the fuck was that?" Vaggie ask in a piss tone.

"Uh, Yeah. One note, Alastor, I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit... off? We want people to want to come here. This makes it look, um...?" Charlie Couldn't find the right word to say as she didn't want to hurt Alastor feelings.

"Bad. The word you're looking for is bad," Vaggie said as knew She was the only one that could say it.

"Funny. I was going for hilarious," Alastor said as naruto give it a thumbs up.

"I would have said the same thing too," naruto said as he look back at Charlie and Vaggie.

"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point," Vaggie explains as Charlie nodded.

"Vaggie is right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them," Charlie said as naruto roll his eyes as he knew only she and Vaggie who believe that is true when it's not.

"Well, my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself. But, you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement," Alastor explains as he taps the television twice with his microphone staff, "So, I had a little fun with it."

"Oh, fun? You had a little fun with it? (Vaggie stands up) Well, this is not what we want to represent us. When you showed up here a five days ago, you told us you would help run this hotel. Instead, you're mocking us. Nobody's gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time," Vaggie told him.

Angel raises his hand from the couch, catching everyone's attention.

"What?" Vaggie ask.

"If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" Angel said as naruto giggled But was really annoyed.

Angel takes a bottle with one arm before pointing all three arms at himself, but Vaggie doesn't like it, "Angel, you're a p××× star."

"A famous p*** star. I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in," Angel Point it out.

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