[ ✔️ ] alarm, glass onion: a knives out mystery

[ 🌺 ] 001. invitation

Book: Alarm, Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
Chapter 1: Invitation
Word Count: 1726

"This thing is so tight." Charlie pulled at the top that constricted her chest and pushed her boobs together in a painful manner so they were on full show.

"Stop messing with it. I just got your boobs to look perfect." Whiskey slapped the girls hands away from her chest before using her own hands to put her boobs back into place.

Charlie smirked at her. "I thought my boobs would look perfect all the time?"

"They do." Whiskey gave her a look. "But Duke wants us to put on a show, so we got to get the girls out." She gestured down to her own chest where her boobs were sticking up.

"This sucks." Charlie whined, leaning on the kitchen counter of Duke's house. "I don't want to be on his stream with all those perverted men."

"You know we bring in the viewership baby. Besides, it's also helping us build our own brand." Whiskey placed her hands on her hips.

"I don't really know if I want my brand to be built on being the dumb, hot chick."

"But isn't that what you are?" Whiskey teased.

"Ha, ha. Very funny." Charlie rolled her eyes.

Whiskey giggled before leaning forward and pecking her lips, making Charlie's lips tilt upwards a little bit. "Come on. Duke will be expecting us." She grabbed her hand and lead her into the garage where Duke was standing in front of a camera.

"So this has gotten some attention recently, so obviously I would like to speak to this, and the answer is no, Jimmy Kimmel, I do not hate boobs. Boobs give us many useful things. Boobs give us milk, cheese. Breasts nourish our young, until the age where we can hunt for them. And let's be honest, boobs are fun. Nothing wrong with that. Am I right girls?"

That was Whiskey's and Charlie's que. The girls stepped into frame and Whiskey played with the ends of her blonde pigtails while Charlie smiled brightly and swung her arms from side to side.

"I love my boobs, they're so much fun. What do you think Charlie?"

"Boobs are always fun. I mean, mine are just so bouncy." The words tasted sour of Charlie's lip but then she looked at Duke who was staring at her with a loving smile and it made it worth it. At least a little bit.

"Oops! Sorry feminists!" Whiskey pouted before they walked off screen.

As soon as they were off camera, Charlie winced. "Ugh gross." She mumbled to herself quietly.

"So when we refer to the breastification of America, what we mean is a breakdown of the natural order, evolutionary truths that go back billions of years. If you're a young man in America you're being asked to slow down so women can catch up." Duke said.