THE DON'S DONNA (Jamaican 🇯🇲 18+) Patwa Included

4.the date

When I reached in the house I was greeted by mi crusty face sista having her hand on her side saying with her hot breath "weh yah come from mi nuh si yuh from school done yesterday" and mi juss roll mi eye ah kmft an den ansa har seh "weh yah worry bout dat fah" she deh deh a look pah mi like mi an har deh an wi juss fight like wah couple

If mi a did man mi wouldn't wah har di way shi blct crawny ah nasty

Afta mi gi har mi ansa mi juss walk upstairs before shi coulda ansa har breath hot I said in my mind when I reached upstairs and entered my room putting my stuff on the bed then jumped on di bed ah use mi phone ah watch likkle tiktok ah post pics on ig ah snapchat few minutes pass ah mi realize seh a soon time fi guh pan eh date suh mi put mi phone fi charge ah went in the shower singing sza
I might kill my ex
Not the best idea
His new girlfriend next
How'd I get here
I might kill my ex
I still love him tho
Rather be in jail
Than alone
I continued singing my song then finished bathe ah guh duh mi skincare ah brush mi teeth ah enter back to my room seeing my sister leaning In front of my room door  I just pushed her aside and went inside

Mi still angry hat fi peff mi by mi self a school

Suh mi juss pick out mi clothes out a mi closet to me the fit juss simple ah nice si it here

Yea dat look casual to me it was even custom made for me cause mi have mi likkle money

Anyways mi put ah mi clothes ah put ah mi cherry blossom perfume ah put ah wah bracelet weh seh mi name an pick out way crem beige bag ah put in mi lipgloss,small perfume/roll perfume,airpods ah wah power bank fi charge mi phone ah den close di bag ah look in a di mirror pah mi good body self ah step out a di room ah pick out wah red apple out a di fruit bowl ah call mummy ah tell har mi a guh out ah mi sista hear an a come ansa seh "yuh cah guh out some weh without wah car mek mi drive yuh"

but In a mi self shi a try fren mi up

Mi juss seh "nuh worry bout how mi guh some weh" shi a look pah mi like mi look like har shine head mega mind fada

Yea wi have different fada ah same Mada but har fada ugly yuh f*ck

Mi juss pass har afta ah mi si Liam a drive come from some weh ah him stop ah mi gate ah mi juss enta di car ah mi si mi sista jaw drop cause shi juss a Stan up deh deh ah den shi start run to di car ah di car juss speed as shi approach ah mi juss start laugh if mi a did she mi woulda shame bad even tho mi nuh have nuh shame tree cah nobody cah shame mi ah afta dat wi reach a di Starbucks ah wi siddung a wah table ah him ask him weh mi wah an mi juss tell him "mi wah weh yuh a oder you choose" ah him nod him head an di waiter carry di drinks come ah mi si seh him bring some pastries too so sweet Here's a pick

When the food arrived he told me he can change it if I don't like it and I just nodded a yes an the smoothie was so nice he has good taste we drank our smoothies and ate our pastries and talked and then we were going to leave when he said "I forgot the tip" an he dropped a thousand dollar bill as a tip

How generous he is

We went out the Starbucks and there was a kfc and he asked if I wanted to go there I shaked my head yes an we entered the car to head to the drive-thru and he ordered a famous bowl for me and a ice-cream and he ordered chicken and fries for him self and he collected the food and we drove to a park to eat and here are the food pics I took

An we ate at the park an he told me dat I'm really nice to talk to and I blushed a little an we ate our food an of course I stole some his food and when we're finished eating I forced him to do tiktoks with me and we had alot of fun an it was getting late so we decided to go home an he dropped me off and I told him to give me lil's numba cause mi nah ask har fah an he told me bye and went home when I stepped the room was dark as I took two steps the light was flashed on like in those movies an both my sister and mom was sitting on the couch and mom signaled me to come near and asked "weh yah come from suh late" when I checked my apple watch mi si seh a 10:30 already "wah date" I said
An shi ask mi "wid who" and I just sighed and said "di neighbor Liam just across di street" an shi seh "suh how him one pull up ina mark x suh"

Bet seh a mi sista tell har cause at di time shi did in a di bathroom

An mi seh "him a wah business man" an shi seh "nuh wonda him house stay suh" an den shi seh "yuh cah gwan but wah mek yuh vex afa yuh sista" and I replied "because di security gaurd meck mi stay back ah shi run gone leff mi" ah mi juss guh upstairs ah afta dat mi hear pah argument ah mi juss guh bathe duh mi skincare den mi guh brush mi teeth ah guh a mi bed an end mi day

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