"Heyyyyyy!" I screamed and watched as Liam fell backwards and into a pool. Grinning devilishly, I strolled away like nothing happened and heard him shout after me.
Eventually I found myself sitting on a bench squished between Luke and Ashton. Mike and Calum were sitting on each side of them again and we were all on a bench. Sooo it was quite the squeeze. "Soooo, you guys," I said and glanced to them all. They waited patiently for me to continue, knowing something crazy was going to come.
"I want to try take a pregnancy test," I said and their reactions were priceless.
"You- what?" Luke choked out.
"A pregnancy test, I want to know how they work and like... See them in action," I said in all seriousness. "Do you think you're pregnant?" Mike asked now, also serious. I gave him a flat look now.
"Yo mate, I'm still a virgin," I laughed now and patted his cheek. All four of them were shellshocked now. "But come on, let's go buy some," I shrugged and waved them to come along. We shouted bye to the rest before we left and somehow didn't get lost on our way to the closest store where they sold a bunch of preggo tests.
"Ooooh, look at this!" I said and pulled out a pack of condoms. "Banana flavour," I said and they snorted. "They don't taste like bananas," Calum said and I gave him an amused look. "Have you tried it?"
"No, but I've heard people say they taste like shit," he shrugged. I glanced between the condoms in my hand and the lads then quickly grabbed a couple more condoms and threw them in the basket Ashton was holding.
"Let's try it," I said and threw a bunch of different flavoured condoms and like 8 different pregnancy tests. When we went to pay, the cashier looked kind of weirded out with our bananas, condoms and pregnancy tests.
"What? I like sex and bananas," I shrugged and the four boys burst out laughing. "She's joking," Mike said to the poor lad behind the cash register. "About the bananas." I slapped Mike now and laughed.
"Bananas are delish, we're just gonna try out these things and see if they work and taste condoms," I told him honestly now and he just handed me the plastic bag, his face flushed bright red. I paid and we were out of there, easily finding our way back to the hotel.
When we arrived in our conjoined suits I put up a camera now because I wanted to film this stuff. It could get funny.
"Hey, can't I just pee in a cup and like, dip them all in it?" I asked them, which obviously was a dumb thing to do because they looked clueless. "Eh, let's just try it," I shrugged and grabbed a plastic cup. It was kind of awkward peeing in the cup and then have the boys enter the bathroom afterwards and see it... My pee in a cup.
"This is so gross," Ash chuckled as he stuck one of the tests in the cup.
"Hey, can I try one?" Mike asked, holding one up. I told him to knock himself up and so he turned to the toilet and peed on it.
We placed them all out on the counter and I poured my pee back into the toilet and so we waited.
"Luke, go prepare the bananas," I said and he nodded and saluted before going into my room and preparing the bananas.
"So Aqua, why exactly are we filming this?" Ash asked now, pointing the camera at me. I made a funny face before looking back to the tests. "I dunno, I've been thinking about making a YouTube channel so that Belle and Luke can watch it and like... Not feel as left out of my world. Also, my family can watch it and see that I'm fine," I shrugged and then smiled at the camera and waved. "Hi, Mum."
"Oh! We can make like... One channel that we all share so that our families can know we're good and our fans can see what we're up to," Calum said now, grinning. I looked to him and then held my fist out, which he bumped. "Brilliant, Hood, brilliant."

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A Drop Of Blue [One Direction: Harry Styles]
FanfictionAqua was in the army. She trained, she fought and she served until her love fell before a gun. Her older sister, Lou Teasdale, managed to convince her to join none other than One Direction on tour. Not just that, but she's their new guitarist. One...