Here we see you in bed and we see Mona sleeping next to you and then the bed collapsed due to the weight of her butt which woke both of you up.
(Y/N): "What the?"
Mona: "Huh?"*looks at the bed*"Sorry..."
(Y/N): "it's fine, I was getting a new bed anyways. So that it would support all 3 of you girls. Where are Vero and Layla anyways?"
Mona: "At work, I just have a day off. Which is why I invited our moms over today so that we can give them the great news."
(Y/N): "Isn't Layla's mom an eldritch goddess that needs a ritual to summon her so that she can be here."
Mona: "Layla uses a crystal ball for long distance calls between her and her mom. It's kinda like a magic zoom call."
(Y/N): "I see."
Sometime later, we see Veronica's mother Victoria and Layla's mother Layliana in the room and we see you, and Mona pulling Monika from the door of your apartment due to her abnormally sized butt.
(Y/N): *while pulling on Monika*"Where does she even get clothes that fit your mother!?"
Monika: "I get them custom made."
Mona: "I think I got it!"
We then see you and Mona finally pulling Monika from the door and then you fall onto the couch as we see Monika fall onto you onto the couch butt first.
Monika: "Hey what happened to (Y/N)?"
Victoria: "You're sitting on him, madam."
Monika looked down to see your hand sticking out from under her butt and when she got up, you were squashed into the couch
(Y/N): *Gasps for air* "Get some rear view mirrors, lady!"
Monika: "I'm sorry, it's hard to sit somewhere without squashing someone, I'm sorry."
Layliana: "You know most men actively enjoy being sat on by you."
Monika: "That explains so much."
(Y/N): "I'm not most men, I was almost killed."
Mona: "At least you would have died happy."
(Y/N): "I guess so."
Mona: "Anyways, mom, Victoria, and Layliana. Me and my co-workers aka your daughters are dating (Y/N). But we are not marrying him on the spot, that takes time."
Victoria: "Yes you told us that several times now."
Mona: "Good I just want to be clear with that."
Victoria: "Since he's gonna be your boyfriend, we should spend some time with him as well."
Mona: "Wait, are you trying to get with him as well?"
(Y/N): "Yeah aren't you all married?"
Monika: "My....husband died from suffocation."
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Regular Joe in a "Regular Life"
FanfictionYou are living your life as normal while many super natural, paranormal, and a whole lot of other stuff.