The alarm rings angirly as I sit up and stare at the clock. Oh shoot. I'm late for school!!!!!! I quickly change into the gorgeous outfit that I got for Christmas from my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother. She was so nice. She died 10290399802938 years ago.
I stare into the mirror. I'm 10 years old and in high school, with ugly blonde hair and bright blue eyes. Then I remember I have to go to school, so I run downstairs and grab a toast and leave the house and go to school
"Oh my god! Y/n!" Shouts my BFF Crystal. She's the most unique girl you'll ever meet, from her uncommon name to her black hair and brown eyes. "There's a new dude at school, and he's the hottest!"
I gasp. "really!" We run up to school together.
"Uh-oh" it's Stella. The meanest girl in the school
"UGH! ITS Y/N" She shrieks
"I-I-I-I- d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-on't ww-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-want to pick a-a-a-a-a- figh-" I stutter. But Stella wont listen. "YOU'RE JUST THE UGLIEST LITTLE DORK IN THE WHOLE WIDE SCHOOL!" She shouts flipping her blonde air.
thats it. i snap."WELL IF WE'RE COMPARING LOOKS NOW YOU'RE ABOUT AS PRETTY AS A PILE OF WOOD SHAVINGS"
"UGH!" stella tries to cover up. "U-UGH! WOOD SHAVINGS ARE BEAUTIFUL"
suddenly someone spawns in.
"Hey. I'm Jake Alpheamalskibeedeeetylit."
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you and the bad boy || satire
General Fiction𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, y/n, the resident school dork, is bullied by the mean girl stella everyone likes the bad boy but he only likes you. [COVER WILL BE UPDATED SOON]
