Timeless (Eli Cardashyan)

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"Are we in Josh's flashback, right now?" I asked Eli as I looked around.

"Seems like it, pretty boring. Yep, must be Josh."

"What? Eli? Serena? Eww, get your clothes on. How did you get here anyway!" A young Josh screamed at us.

"We have clothes on!" I screamed back. Not many of them...

"You two can't come in my flashback!"

"We came in piece alright?" Eli screamed back. This is gonna take long. I took a shirt which was lying on the ground and put it on. Damn it, 3XL, which fat ass was here?!

"So, during my banishment, I scoped the high school, alright? Turbo is over. Baron Triumph pulled a true d'état. He has your girl." Eli explained.

"Stop messing with me!" Josh screamed.

"I can't lie. It's my new live style. I'm verified." Eli answered.

"What do y'all want? You're back in the mall what now?"

Good question. Why the hell did we go in Josh's flashback? Eli's fault.

"I want to be king here." Eli chuckled. Wait- what now.

"Other kids live here now. You can't just kick them out." Josh explained. If he does this, he's dead.

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but Josh is right. You can't kick them out, Eli." I agreed.

"Alright. Listen, Josh. They were trying to help you out! Hell, even I was gonna try! But you? You pushed them out of here faster than my bulimic cousin, Nina, yacks froyo at Souplantation. Cold."

"Mavis wants everyone here to stay."

"The girl that dumped you?" I asked chuckling.

"So, you can stay or you can go back and save Sam from Triumph, but you can't do both." Eli tried to compromise.

"Ohh you don't want Sam to end up like Turbo." I added.

Turbo was getting pretty much fire on. I think he's half dead. I bet he's with Wesley. Eli told me yesterday, but man I should've figured out sooner. They're gay. Josh dosen't know.

*time skip*

Eli and I were getting some ice cream. I was more chill now. He goes where ever I go. Mostly because I don't want to be alone and if he'd say anything I'd fight him (and we both now I'd win). But I think he actually goes with me cause he likes me.

Oh and why I was chill? I shouldn't be, right? But I figured it can't go any worse. I already lost my parents; that was not the worst tho, I lost Wesley; he probably went to Turbo so I know he'll be happy (I hope), but I lost Angelica. It couldn't come any worse. So the nearest thing that could come now is that I die.

If I will, I know Eli will die with me. That's not too bad, it actually would be a cool way to die.

"I want your baron triumph costume."

Really, Josh? Always have to ruin something.

"Calm down, I'm on a date!" Eli said and gave me his attention again.

"I need it to disguise myself, so I can get into school and get Sam."

"You're going into school?" I asked him. Now this is interesting. I bet he's gonna get killed on the way.