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"what's your name"
"steve"
"steve.. that's a pretty name"
"you should hear my number then"
a couple of not so normal university students, a high schooler, crazy brothers, some even crazier ex partners and not o...
"now baram call me fergalicious or i'll tell mom you called her a pick me hag" i said as i jumped on my sisters bed, making myself comfortable next to her.
"first of all i never called mom a hag" baram said and looked me down. "and how would she know what a pick me is"
i gasped loudly and put a hand in front of my chest dramatically while turning on my stomach and looking her dead in the eye.
"and now you're calling mom old?" i started shaking my head. "after all she's been through for you.. AFTER SHE LITERALLY DECIDED NOT TO ABORT YOU?"
"no because why do you keep reminding me that i'm an accident" baram started pouting. "no one told your momma to bust it down just after having a baby"
i started laughing which made my sister smile proudly at her own joke. just as she was visibly going to praise herself, her phone dinged, notifying her of a new snap.
"IT'S SUNOO" she excitedly called out before immediately tapping the notification.
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"AWWW LOOK HOW ADORABLE HE IS" baram exclaimed and started kicking her legs while giggling like a middle schooler in love.
"why are you being so overdram- oh my hola lindo que pasa" i said before grabbing the phone out of her hand and screenshoting the snap. "baram who is this male specimen"
"DID YOU JUST TAKE A SCREENSHOT"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TELL ME WHO HE IS"
"THAT'S SUNOO ARE YOU DUMB" she exclaimed and grabbed her phone out of my hands. "WHY WOULD YOU SCREENSHOT THAT"
"i'm not talking about sunoo you doodoohead i'm talking about the guy next to him" i said and grabbed her collar. "you either find out who that is amiga or else your dog gets it. entiendes?"
"oh for the love of god stop speaking spanish all the time bro we get it you took spanish lessons in australia"
"why are you so jealous that i got to study a year in australia"
"i'm not jealous i'm proud of you"
"oh shut up baram you hate my guts"
"i literally do NOT bro i missed you like crazy when you were gone"
