"One Winged Wrath" Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt ON HIATUS

CH. 0.5: The Trio's Back

(action)

"talking"

'thinking'

Yn POV

Yn: 'Well shit... this wasn't the plan for today. Some dickhead had to fuck it up and touch what's mine... not that she knows. (Sigh) That's besides the point I need to figure out how to get back as soon as possible.'

After mindlessly wondering around the seemingly endless city he had been placed in asking around to learn his way around this new world his luck decided to find it's mark in a nappy haired man with an impressive afro, one that rivaled only the great Huey Freeman and Afro Samurai themselves.

???: "Hello lost angel I see you have graced this shit-hole with your presence, I assume you are trying to make your way back too Heaven?"

The unknown individual asked this almost as if he knew your situation,which was somewhat worrying.

Yn: "who the hell are you?"

???: "Not the trusting type are you? Well, my name is Garterbelt I am a the Priest of the Church I am here too offer you assistance in your quest to get back to the holy land."

The now named Garterbelt responded, the only reason that you continued this conversation was the man didn't seem to be hostile.

Yn: "Well sir you seem well informed, has a similar situation happened to you before."

Garterbelt: "No but God has spoken, and the only way for you to redeem yourself is through an extremely fucked up method only Satan would enjoy..."

You gave the man in front of you a deadpan expression mentally saying 'are you serious' at the man's attempted joke.

Garterbelt: "Kidding kidding, all you have to do is exorcise ghosts and attain Heavens. Given the only way to do so is you must craft a weapon with angelic properties and slay the ghost for forcibly make the ghost pass on."

Yn: 'exorcise ghosts? Now that's something I can do but how many Heavens are required to return?' "Would you happen to know how many Heavens I need to attain as well?"

Garterbelt: "Unfortunately I don't, but as God gives me hints I have reason to believe that he will inform me when you have reached the desired amount."

Yn: "Alright easy enough, now where the hell am I staying? I need a fucking nap."

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(Timeskip)

It has been a couple months after you had been banished. During those two months you and Garter became tight with you being invited to one of the cookouts his uncle held. And goddamn were the burgers, dogs, and mac good. (if you've never been to a cookout your missing out) Once you awoke and freshened up it was 7:17 while you where on your morning walk. During your walk you felt someone touch your shoulder. You looked to your left and you saw two incredibly familiar women. One was a blonde dressed similarly to a hooker wearing a red silk dress, and the second was a goth who had bright eyes... and a bag full of sweets.

This being the case it took you longer to speak than you anticipated. So long in fact that the blond spoke first.

Panty: "(gets very close) Hey there Handsome been awhile, does my beauty still in-captivate you."

Yn: "Ha you got jokes i see, let me guess you got kicked out for fucking too much didn't you? Just can't resist a dick even if it's micro sized.

Panty: "Oh you now me too well, how've you been ass-hat?"

Yn: "Just peachy, I've only talked to one person other than myself in almost three months. Now how are you two? Stocking as hungry as ever I hope?"

Stocking: "I'm great. Ouuuuu Yn you've got to try out these new pastries I've found!" 

She said this with the most adorable smile on her face, one you found very hard not to laugh at. She got this inexplicably cute face or smile she makes whenever she finds a new source of sugar she likes. It was very easy to tell whether or not she liked the sweets you got her in the past. This also meant that whenever she found one herself that she loved she'd always share with you, you could never figure out way as normally if someone even looked at her sweets for to long she'd be pissed but never had this been the case with you.

Yn: (stifling a laugh) "Okay but once we get to the Church."

Panty: "what do you mean the Church?"

Yn: "You'll see. How about I tell you two what the hell is going on."

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(Fun Fact)

Prior to the girls arrival the amount of ghosts that popped up around the city were minimal, with you only making contact with four ghosts. Surprisingly you never earned Heavens for dealing with the ghosts. However, with the girls arrival those things were popping up like bats out of hell, it's crazy enough to the point that they normally pop up once every other day.

(AN): what's up boys sorry for another short mini chapter after a week long wait, but good news I'm now done with school and I plan to have the next part out by sometime tomorrow. Next Chapter will officially begin the story. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed.)