Pretty Kitty - Slumptacion

[nine] grudges and plots

"What's your issue?" Stokeley complained.

Ever since his company had left, I'd been doing petty shit on purpose just because i knew i could get away with it. Right now it's  me 'accidentally' leaping from different spots on the couch onto whatever spot he'd moved the remote to for the past 30 minutes. No more snowfall for you, dumbass. Hold these random pauses every 5 minutes.

The nerve of him, leaving me alone to curl around his ankle while he was hugged up with some thot. She wasn't the one that'd been there to supportively wait by the door when he had got food poisoning from Taco Bell last month, I was the one enduring the funky odor emanating from the crack of the bathroom door. My sensitive nose suffered from the stench while purring in support. Not her.

I blinked innocently at him and trotted across the coffee table, gently stepping off of the left side of it and landing on my paws. Circling behind the couch, i cautiously made my way to the opposite end towards the empty spot on the right and observed him carefully slip the remote on top of his lap, as if that would stop me. I didn't care if he glued the shit to his nose, i'll claw my way up his chest to get to it if i have to.

"Here kitty, come to me, good kitty," he cooed at me, holding his hands out. We both stared each other down, unmoving. A few seconds went by with nothing happening, he didn't put his hands down and i didn't dare step forward. After a few more moments passed, realizing that I wasn't accepting his offer of cuddling, Stokeley sighed and put his hands on his lap.

"Fine then, sit there and be pissy."

Pissy?

I hissed and leaped from my spot on the floor onto his lap, clawing at the remote out of spite. Stokeley yelped when I managed to scratch his left hand in my efforts to fuck up the remote. Thats what you get, bringing random hoes here when you have a pet you could cuddle.

As i prepared for my next zone of attack, an idea slowly crept itself through my mind. I needed a way to make sure that she would never be allowed back into my space ever again. Go find another man to prey on, bitch.

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Stokeley's POV

"It's been hours since i last saw X around the house. After scratching the shit out of me he just disappeared and no matter how many time i call for him he won't come to me." I explained while pacing around the kitchen. I glanced over at X's play area and was met with the familiar sight of a missing cat.

"He probably got tired of your hot breath ass breathing on his fur all damn day. You never wanna leave the house and do fun stuff anymore, I'm lonely." Gazay whined on the other end. I rolled my eyes.

"No, we don't go out because you tried to dine and dash while the waiter was passing me the check. They literally watched you try to run out of the door, trip over your own foot, and drop the to-go boxes. I had to tip them so they wouldn't call the cops and I had to pick up my pasta using my hands and table napkins!"

Gazzy was silent for a few seconds. "....but it all worked out right? We didn't get arrested! Plus, its Free Friday's at Freaky Deeky's!"

I scrunched my face up in disgust. "Oh hell no, I'm not going anywhere near that booty club, the last time i went it was a dollar bill stuck to my shoe with a skid mark on it when i got home." I shuddered.

"Well we could always-"

"No gazzy, I'm not leaving the house until i find my cat bro. What if he ate something and is curled up somewhere in pain?"

"I use to feed my dog chocolate and nothing ever happened to her, pets can eat anything humans eat don't believe the conspiracies." Gazzy stated in a confident manner.

"I didn't even think you knew words that big Gazzy, not gonna lie." I muttered while biting my nails. "Can you even spell that? And didn't your dog run away? She probably realized you were slowly poisoning her and got the fuck out of that house."

"But-"

A small 'meow' snatched my attention away from whatever Gazzy was saying and i hung up on him mid sentence.

"X? Here kitty. Please come to me." I begged. He hadn't let me pet him in two days and anytime i got near him he'd hiss at me and scurry away, I'm starting to worry. Can cats have rabies? He never acted hostile to me before, only guests. I felt a pang of sadness in my chest.

Another small 'meow' came from my bedroom. My phone vibrated in my pocket as Gazzy called me back but I ignored it and began walking down the hallway to my room. This was the first place i checked once i had got done binge watching Paternity Court and X hadn't been in here. Maybe i overlooked a spot? Pushing the door open slowly, I prepared myself for the worst, but was met with the opposite. X was on my bed, curled against my pillow playing with something.

"Awww," I cooed. "Was that it? You've been looking for a toy?" I stepped around the bed to watch him play. The closer i got, the more clearer the object that he had started to rip up became and my jaw dropped at the realization.

"My wallet! How the hell did you get that? I been looking for it for days." I yanked it out of his small paws and frowned. X gracefully hopped off of the pillows, onto the bedside table, and curled up next to the lamp. The outside of my wallet was shredded and my money was missing from the inside of it. "Where the fuck is my money? My cards-"

I spent the next 30 minutes searching for the stuff that was in my wallet and i couldn't find anything. All of my money, cards, and coins were missing. Thank god i keep my ID and other stuff in my glove compartment.

Where could all of my stuff have disappeared to? I hadn't left the house all weekend. And no one had came over since- oh.

"There's no way she would have stolen from me, nope." I said to myself. Rakim's sister was nice and had a good job, she had no reason to steal anything. But she was the last person that had been here since my wallet had gone missing.

Sighing to myself, I tossed my wallet onto the floor and flopped backwards onto my bed. I closed my eyes and dug my fists into them. After a few seconds, I felt something crawling over my shoulder and stopping on my chest. I moved my hands and blinked at X, who had finally decided to came near me without his claws out. I cautiously ran my hand down his soft, furry back.

"You wouldn't steal from me, huh? Exactly, I know you wouldn't, you love me. Good kitty." I said affectionately. X purred and licked my thumb. I closed my eyes and laid there, petting him while running over ways to confront Rakim's sister about my wallet.

I missed the mischievous glint in X's eyes while he sat there getting spoiled.