My 'very normal' thoughts! [DISCONTINUED]

Jeremy The Moth Prophet

So basically the other day I was sat on a bench, because we love benches, and I saw this moth stuck in a cobweb and I was like omg poor baby I need to save it! Btw my friend was there with me. So I go untangle the damn thing from the web, I take it back to the bench and start untangling it's wings and legs. It starts shaking one of its legs and me and my friend are like wtf, and I'm shouting about how it's probably having a heart attack and my stupid ass friend is like, do moths have hearts? I look at them like tf, and say, yes u numskull, wth!? Okay I'm getting bored of saying 'my friend' so we're going to call them Amy. So Amy goes on her phone cos she can't be assed to argue with me, and I'm like almost crying over this moth cos I'm an insane person. Then this month starts to wiggle it's butt, idk what it's called, and I'm like omg omg omg it's not ded! So it's like kinda walking around on my hand and I'm telling my friend that I'm a hero cos I saved this moth and I should get a Nobel peace prize, Amy's like go put it on a flower before u give it another heart attack. I just stare at her for like five mins while she tries to figure out wtf I'm doing, then I just stand up and blow it a kiss then put it on a flower. I literally wave at it for like 30 secs idk, then Amy is like what is it called and I'm like idfk u choose ig? And she is like omg ima name it Jeremy! So I'm like yayay JEREMY IS ALIVE, HE IS GOING TO GO TELL HIS MOTH PACK THAT HE WAS SAVED BY A GODDESS AND THEN HE IS GOING TO BECOME A PROPHET AND SPREAD MY WORDSS!!!! HAHAHAHA... And then Amy is like, drumroll pls, it's Jeremy The Moth Prophet.

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