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*The Next Day~ Friday*

I woke up on the wrong side of bed today.

That is basically all I need to say to people.... Just so they stay out of my way because when i wake up on the wrong side of the bed, it usually means I'm pretty pissed. When i say pissed, I don't mean pissed, I mean literally pissed like so pissed i end up going red, some say they see smoke coming from my ears. Literally.

Well, anyway, i wasn't really that pissed today, just confused, really. I had a fucking tail yesterday! Never mind a fucking tail, I am a fucking mermaid!! Like what the actual hell? I mean, I was a mermaid, Jenon and his buddies were freaking werewolves humans. Who knows what everyone else is. I found the fact that I'm a mermaid pretty creepy. [A/N i decided to make Aphrodite Gothic/Emo.] Since I like the exact opposite things... why couldn't i have became a vampiress or something? mental puppy dog face. I REALLY WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE. I've always dreamed of it. Well, maybe not always, but i have dreamed once or twice that i wanted to be a vampire..... it was rather scary....

I shove myself out of this crazy daydream whilst in my bed and get some clothes on. I lay out my usual combat boots near my door with my keys and leather jacket my eldest brother left me before he moved to the opposite way around the world. The leather jacket is kind of like the black parade jackets My Chemical Romance were wearing? ooooh. I would L-O-V-E to meet them!! I wonder what they'd be like....... MORE THOUGHTS CHARGING MY HEAD. GAAAAAAAAAAHH. SHOOO SHOOOOOOOO. Wow i seriously am insane...... If someone was to look inside my brain, they would think i need mental help.. Anyway, by now, i have my MCR T-shirt on and my black ripped to shreds (but not slutty-wise like most of the whores in my school..) skinnies. I grab my new school-bag my mum bought me for a new school, obviously(:/). She thinks I wont be able to handle it. HA! I will show her.. And Father too! *Pathetic evil laugh* Seriously, what am i doing?.. I put on my combat boots and my black leather jacket then grab my keys. I head for the door but before i do, i apply eyeliner in the downstairs mirror and shout bye to Jason. Slaytor must have left late last night.... either that or i fall asleep early... and that is VERY rare! I trudge outside and get inside my lovely black shiny car. I am greeted by a lovely new car smell. My parents had to buy me a new car and lots of air fresheners of 'new car smell'. Sometimes my parents are bitches, like they'd have bought me a bright pink convertible or something! sad face. I almost drive past a Starbucks but i stop and quickly get myself a hot chocolateto go and some cookies for breakfast... HAHAHA YASS. SOOOOO YUMMY HAHA JASE! What did i say? I-N-S-A-N-E! I finish my hot choco and cookies in five minutes flat then head off to school as fast as i can go. This would be my second week here. I am actually quite popular for a 'goth'. Freaky huh? Well, i guess there's more 'goth' kids than the fake blondies or the jocks. HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHH oh i crack myself up so much. There's only 1 me, 2 my best friend, Elsie, 3 Gerard Way, 4 Mikey Way, 5 Frank Iero, 6 Ray Toro 6 Bob Bryar and that's all at the moment[A/N sorry, MCR are going to be in this story BUT not as a worldwide famous rock band. They're just regular 'goth' guys who play in a small band at Evesgroup High, Sorry;)]... I do admit, Gerard is quite hot... He stands out with his tomato red hair, it's rather cute.

I am snapped out of my thoughts by the screams of the school and the loud chattering, the quiet ones, the geeky ones, the goth ones, the jocks, the plastics (Mean Girls reference;)) and finally the weirdos and normals. You can hear everyone. I park the car then get out and run/jog over to Elsie then hug her. She's hanging out with Mikey (right next to her wink wink), Frank, Gerard and finally Ray. Ray has a huge afro and to be honest, it is rather stunning that it's so fluffy and volumed. i mean, who wouldn't like that motherfucking afro? IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!! Anyway, i lost track of what they were saying so i just kinda started nodding my head. Yet again though i let my thoughts get the better of me when i accidentally was staring at Gerard while thinking. He winked at me is what brought me out of my thoughts this time. HE FUCKING WINKED AT ME. NSWWIgbdeyawubvfiusaBFYA . Okay Aph, calm the engine. Calm the fire trucking engine. Phew. wait... why are my cheeks warm?.... AH SHIT IM BLUSHING. How else could i give it away, i may as well wear a sign above my head that says 'I LIKE LIKE GERARD WAY!' Oh dear god. This is so awkward. I just kinda hide my face in whoever was next to me's shoulder. Thank god it was Elsie. If it was Gerard, this would be so awkward right now. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. Usually I'm okay around him but i sit next to him in basically all my classes with him and i have gotten to know him fully now, hes so sweet, sometimes it's adorable. Sometimes too adorable that i have to fake to the teacher of going to the toilet just to let it all out that he is so adorable. Did i mention he is also a Sass master... and a dork? shit, i haven't even been paying attention to the conversation but neither has Gerard by the looks of it! His hair is just so distracting apparently. He is trying to eat it without using his hands. Ohh Gerard........'He is trying to eat it without using his hands' That sounds so motherfucking wrong..... oh dear god APH PULL YO SELF TOGETHER GIRL. Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit, El has said my name and i don't know what she is asking me... This is not good....