Reject Stability, Embrace Conflict

Violent recap

We begin with you hanging out in your dorm.

(Y/n):................................................................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

Sometime later, you leave your dorm and look for an exit, coming across the most characters of all time.

Jaune: Hey, (y/n)! I brought my--

You slap the notebook out of his hands and walk past him.

Cardin: You's a bitch, and your mammy is--

You round house kick the ginger in the boobs and walk past him.

After finally finding the door with the big ass exit sign, you are confronted by three stooges.

Kiwi: We're your teammates, and we hate you!

(Y/n): I have no memory of you whatsoever.

You punch the first on in the arm, she cries like a bitch. You kick the second one in the nuts, he cries like a bitch. You walk past the third one, who looks like she is about to cry like a bitch. Before she could turn around to see if you are gone, you suddenly appear in front of her.

(Y/n): BLARWERARHARGAH!

Patina: *SCREAM*

Over in a corner of this God awful school, Peter Port walks by the academy garage with a pep in his step.

Peter: Welp, time to commit career ending atrocities like my first voice actor!

Right as he makes it halfway past the entrance, you come speeding out on a yellow bike and run his fat ass over.

You arrive at the city and overhear a scuffle in an alleyway.

Pen: Help! Rape!

Within this gap between buildings are three furries curb stomping an innocent gang banger.

Concerned with your fellow man's safety, you do the heroic thing and ram your bike into all four individuals in the alley. Not letting up, you keep driving and grab a hold of Pen's leg and drag him away to safety.

That safety being a nightclub halfway across the city.

Continuing your momentum, you smash through the front door and collide into the bar, flinging the bloodied Pen from your protective grasp and straight through a wall to the backrooms. Meanwhile, you start raiding the bar and become addicted to apple juice. As you appreciate the wonders of fermented apples, the club owner suddenly appears behind you.

Junior: Hey, kid, wanna join my gang?

(Y/n): *belch* Ye.

Junior: Cool. Go rob a gas station.

(Y/n): Yeergh.

You finish your tenth bottle and quickly rush out of the club.

Elsewhere, a precious little cinnamofuck by the name of Johnny cleans the counter in a gas station, all while humming Morning Mood. This is interrupted with you smashing through the counter and body slamming Johnny to the ground, all while T-posing as you make your escape out the back.

You soon arrive back at the club in a new set of clothes matching your fellow schmucks, just in time for the son-of-a-Senior to give you all an important task.

Junior: Go steal some toilet paper from a random ass warehouse. I'm tired of using my hands.

And so you all go to a random ass warehouse that's totally not being used as a trap. Once there, you bust open a crate to reveal the goods.