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(Dad and son texting)

Son:
I just got suspended for a week.

Dad:
What?! How?!

Son:
Well, we had those guest speakers on bullying
Who say "sticks and stones may break my bones
But words will never hurt me"

Dad:
I'm afraid to ask but....what did
You do?

Son:
I threw a dictionary at them.

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