"i told u to stop feeding those orphans" he growled angrily, stomping agressively and dominantly towards the average strawberry blonde middle aged normal boy.
"Father........... when can i leave to be on my OOOŒEWNN?? Ive got the whole world tussy" a single tear rolled down his average looking olive pastey 23 year old skin. He hid the orphan under his floorborards.
Micah jumps over Jefferys protective form and stomped on the boards where the orphan was. "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" he gonegone goes to find the orphan by stomping to check how hollow the floor is (they ahve very hollow floors)
"wheres that hansome BUSt of urs??? ur ass is looking flatter than usual" Jerffery tired to distract the alpha with insults but the man growns and assursts dominance by getting on all fours and pounching. its too late.
His fists his jeffery before his feet do. Jeffery has mo protection from the perfrwct 4 limp punch-lundhe-pounce tripple attack. His feet are wet and jeffery passes out from fear.
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brisgt lights flahs in his eyes. "w-w-w-w-w_w-.2qe-w-w-w-w-ww-wq-w-w_\w-w-w-aw-w-w-w-w-w-what i-in rhe macerons is going on docta'?" Jeffery stufttters. He smells Micahs sent in the area. He memorieds his sent to be protected from his slimy little feet. He liked to grease them up, since he was a ring jumper and and uhm he practiced his jumps with the olive oil on for max perp.
"hey wassup" says the doctar.
"docta'!! what happened??"
"u were found unconscious w/ traces of oil and fingerprints of an ALPHA on you"
"gasp." jeffery gasps. he looks at the doctor, who unlike micak has a sebalance of an ass. "wow docta ur huge"
At that moment Micah ran into the room and grabbed Jeffery around the waist, pulling him out of the hospital bed. "Board up the door, the BIG booty latinas are getting in with their lust for my ALPHAness"
The doctor nodded. "I've got this, i can hold them off."
"HOLD THEM OFF??" micah screams over thr sound BIG booty latinas slapping footsteps against the cement floors of the hospital (their all basefoot). "THATS A SUICISE MISSION FOR ANY ALPHA."
"im no ordinary alpha.........." the doctor growled AND howled. holding up one hand to the door, a BIG booty latina ran up but before she could move any further she frooze. His eyes glowed and dangerous crimson red, his fangs emerged and he said nothitn.
Micah felt true fear for the first time,... this was no normal alpha.
"ULTIMATE ALPHA DR RATIO!!!!!!!" Assil gasped, leaping from the hospital bed next to Jeffery. No one had noticed she was there.
"who are you.........?" dr RAD-io gaspes but Assil's eyes glow red-er then ratios and she grabs the wall and throws it at the BIG booty latina army. It kills them all, killing dr ratio in the process.
"Hes no true alpha........" Assil says. "He didnt have a tail to tell people not to touch."
Everyone gasps. Jeffery sheads a tear from hiw horrified of this betrayl he is. Micah goes to step forward and bow to Assil but his feet are still oiled up and he slips like a character in tom and jerry, flying out the open window breaking every bone in his body.
"m-ma-'-'m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-micah!!!!" Jeffrry yells trying to grab onto slmething to stop their quick decsent but Micahs feet had been soaking in oil for the full seven years Jeffery was unconscious for. The damage was undoable.
When they hit the bottom Micah's heart had stopped beating and every bone he could've snapped, he did.
"damn thats crazy" Jeffery says, looking around. "A MAN IS DEAD HELP!!"
Suddenly a dark shadow overcame the both of them. A hand reached out, resting on Jefferys wet shoulders (he doesnt have really sweaty hands it was Jefferys tears).
"Hey." the voice said, and Jeffery jumped back......
"a-a-s-aa-a-a-a-a-a ginger!!!!!!!!" He screamed, horror in his tone, he grabbed the opened empty canned soup can next to him and threw it at the little boy.
"hey im akito shinonome from hit game project sekai." the small little boy said
"GET AWAY FROM ME FREk" Jeffery cries for his alpha.
"a see a mans dead," the itty witty boy saids, tapping his two index fingers together. "but how about stuportibf a mans music carrer? im about to metamorphisize into a rad dog"
Jeffery wasnt one to tell someone not to do somehting. especially when they had the whole world to see. "yea sure man i got a few nickles on me"
Jeffery openes his skin pocket, raking out two pennys and a paper clip.
Akito Shinonome walks forward and tales the money, then pauses. "a skin pocket........ vut that means.... your a beta?!?!?!? EW YOU BOTTOM-" just then, as he was backing away in disgust of the idea that jeffery would be dominated he stepped on Micahs slippery toes.
His body immediately spun five times in the air before shooting straight up into the clouds. Jeffery watched as the boys soul hit the clouds, a chime was heard from the sky and a projection of the ginger was shown to the world from the clowds.
"Akito Shinonome unlocked achievement: Accession (by oiled up foot)"
Jeffery gasped, looking around to see the other people staring at the message. Only one thing was clear........
That was how you became an angel. Heads snapped turning towards Jeffery who snarled. He gathered up as many scattered bits of Micahs body as he could, and ran.
The mob chased him through five towns until inevitably one caught up to him. Jeffery harness his courage, looking down at Micah he made a choice.
He squared down onto all fours, not paying mind to the crowd gathering around. He took a deep break and pounced just as Micah would do.
He hit strong and fast, feeling his opponent disintegrate into dust beneath his hands and feet. "THATS THE POWER OF AN HONORARY ALPHA, YOU ORDINARY FOLK!"
The crowd screamed and fled
(A/N: STOPPING HERE BC WATTPAD DIDNT SAVE THE PART WHERE HE ASCENDED TO HEAVEN AFTER TALKING WITH MICAH AND SAYING THE LINES TO MONSTER BY EMINEM. SUCKS BC I WAS REALLY PROUD OF THAT SCARAMOUCHE CAMEO.... IM NOT REWRITING IT UNLESS MY FRIENDS GET ME TO SO 🤷♀️)
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HumorVERY Crack fic (EXTRA LARGE CAPITOL C) this is a look at the depths of my brain while sleep and water deprived The title was me mishearing my friend say c0ck and balls so that gives to a good enough impression of what this stories going to be like (...
