Bump Again If You Have The Guts

Chapter 1

有种你再撞一下

Author: Wuzhe 巫哲

Translation: Levijiejie

Chapter 1

It was the third time this week. What provoked him, kept fucking coming at him. Even on the day he took a sick leave to go to the hospital for an injection, he still ran into it. Give me a break!

The traffic light turned red. Lin Yao released the accelerator and slowly pressed the break. His car stopped right before the white line, his fingers lightly tapping on the steering wheel. From the rearview mirror he could see a Cherokee with a number plate ending in 444 slowly approaching. Just like the previous two days, that car stopped on the right lane next to him.

Three consecutive days. Every day at this traffic stop, he saw the same Cherokee stopping next to him.

Lin Yao took a glance through his car window again. As expected, the window was tightly shut. He couldn't see a damn thing. He couldn't even see if the driver was a man or a woman.

On a day that reached thirty degrees so early, it was normal to keep the windows shut. Lin Yao looked at four directions, front back left and right, he was the only one who had his window open to protect the environment.

Lin Yao was not an environment activist. If it weren't for the fact that his 1.3L car accelerator would become loose when the air conditioning was on, he would not have his window open, letting hot air in.

Pathetic car. Before he got it, it already had five six years of mileage. He didn't even know what kind of fake film the windows were tinted with. It did not feel like it was tinted at all. When the sun was strong and the windows closed, he felt like a piece of fish fillet being sun dried on a beach. That's why he kept a piece of cloth lining from a mooncake box at the back seat. When the sun was too strong, he would clamp the lining cloth on the car window as a curtain.

That's right, he drove a pathetic car. He didn't know where his dad got this small second hand Xiali from.

Despite driving a mere 1.3L Xiali, he didn't think that Cherokee was that impressive of a car. However right now, it was enough to make him grit his teeth.

After graduating from university, his dad was hoping Lin Yao would work at his company. But Lin Yao did not have the slightest interest in his dad's grand business. To him, building houses was not interesting at all. He was just like any foolish fresh graduate who wanted to get away from their parents' control, especially "successful" parents. That's why he put his foot down to resist. My career is mine to decide.

His dad did not overly force him. He just cancelled the graduation present he had promised, dropping a single sentence: "You're capable, so buy it yourself."

"It's just a crappy Cherokee," when Lin Yao said this, he was confident of his own potential, "I don't believe I can't afford it."

Which was why his dad bought him a second-hand Xiali with an "I'm not your Dad anyway" attitude, for him to drive to and from work. The details of its origin were unclear. Regardless, when he saw this little blue car parked next to Dad's Cayenne, his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. He looked at his mom in shock: "This is the car my Dad gave me as a present?"

"Yes," Mom stared at him gleefully. "Supposed to be a Cherokee, but you didn't want it."

Lin Yao admitted that looking at this car made his balls hurt, but in the end, he gritted his teeth: "That's good! It's still better than driving a Little Sheep. Tell him I say thank you."