Pokémon Soul

Chapter 7- Ocean

A few days after his encounter with the ________, Oshawott woke up near a beach, confused and somewhat sore. His head hurt like hell, but he didn't know where it was from. All he could hear was an earworm of chains rattling in his ears, and kids running across the beach.

"Karp karp." A Magikarp near the ocean happily said. Oshawott stared at the Magikarp, confused. He walked towards it and slapped it, pissing it off. Suddenly, a purple, yellow, and blue mist started to surround them both, catching Oshawott off-guard. Suddenly, he got a headache that only got worse and worse... But after a minute the headache stopped, and the air got thicker.

"Osha..? Wha..? Huh?! I CAN-"

"Yeah yeah, we've been through this before." The ________ rolled its eyes. "Let me fix your memory a bit..."

"Wh-GYAH!" Suddenly, the migraine came back violently, and Oshawott dropped to his knees. This continued for around 2 minutes until it stopped again, and Oshawott remembered everything that happened previously. "You fuck-head! Wait... You didn't kill me?"

"Why would I?! It's only been a few centuries..."

"What..?"

"Lunala don't act stupid."

"Who?"

"... Have I gotten rusty?" The ____ mumbles, closing its eyes, psychic energy starts surrounding it, but nothing happens. "Hm.. Maybe if I..." A psychic aura surrounded the ____ again, and a tear dropped out of its eye, seeming to make it more relaxed. Then a psychic aura surrounded Oshawott, making his vision blurry for a second, then suddenly heightening all of his senses... But the ____ didn't seem any more satisfied. The psychic aura dissipated as Oshawott looked at it, clueless.

The wild ____ used Calm Mind!

The wild ____ used Extrasensory!

"This..."

"Have we met..?" Oshawott questions the stressed-out ____, extremely weirded out.

"No wonder I can't find Mespirit or Azelf..."

"Mespirit... Azelf? What are you talking about?"

"Do you... Remember anything?"

"... Am I supposed to remember you?"

"Something's wrong."

"Something is really wrong!"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!!?" Oshawott screams at the ____, snapping it back into reality. "You have a lot to explain to me! Why did you knock me out? What is with this field? And why did you call me... Lunala..?"

"Arceus. You're so unclassy this era." The ____ rolls its eyes and clears its throat. "Fine. If I can't just give it to you, I'll tell you."

"You aren't an Oshawott, and I'm not a Magikarp."

"Yeah we are-"

"MAY I CONCLUDE?! Jeez. We are experiencing a phenomenon called '*Pseudodemilegendariosis'. There are numerous states of this, us both being examples of two different types." Suddenly, a glowing red orb materializes on the ____'s forehead and its tail splits into two, both having glowing red orbs on them. "My state is titled *Duosoul-Completion, yours being *Duosoul-incompletion." Oshawott looks at the ____ confused, and the ____ rolls its eyes.

"The fuck is that name?"

"You read the atlas, judging by you knowing who Mespirit and Azelf is. So put in short terms,  Dialga and Palkia only wiped out our physical bodies, but our souls remained. But when Arceus rewrote the history of the universe, the side effect is that it rewrote our memories along with it. The only ones whose memories were preserved were the one who remained ᴺᵉᶜʳᵒᶻᵐᵃ and the deity of knowledge. Me, as I adapted to never forget anything. But even then, I don't have a perfect memory of everything that happened *post-reconstruction, but-"

"I'm still on the pseudo...nym...logistics-"

"Cut me off one more time and I swear to all the legendaries in the world I will fry your brain... Wait, how old even are you?!" The ____ asks. Oshawott counts for a second, loses count, and looks back up at the ____.

"Oh Arceus. You're a child aren't you?"

"Time is just a concept... We all simply believe that it exists. I'm not a kid, you're just born in a different time period than me. In fact, we could be the same age right now if I so believed it. So what now? We're both adults?" Oshawott grins, seeming to be proud of himself.

"Don't bring philosophical shenanigans out of your rear end if you don't even know your age. Do you have a guardian? A trainer? It'd make it much easier to explain."

"Oh yeah! When that weird portal came I got teleported over here. My trainer's son was with me right before I got teleported."

"Teleported. Wow. Fine. I'll just explain it in baby terms I suppose." The ____ says, distaste being very apparent in its stare. "Let's say your dad has... Errr... One mago berry. And so does your mom. They plant you one day, but somethings wrong with you..." Oshawott looks at the ____ with an upset face,  already not liking the metaphor.

"Sorry, insensitive of me... You're... different from the rest."

MEANWHILE...

"Daxon... Don't you think we should take a break?"

Pseudodemilegendariosis - A mental/physical condition where a immortal soul is incarnated into a mortal body that already contains a mortal soul.

Duosoul-Completion - The phenomenon of a full mortal soul and a full immortal soul being incarnated into a mortal body. State of Pseudodemilegendariosis

Duosoul-Incompletion - The phenomenon of a full mortal soul and a half-immortal soul being incarnated into a mortal body. State of Pseudodemilegendariosis

Post-reconstruction - The category of every era after Arceus rewrote the universe.