A few minutes before Daxon's ocean search...
"But before I continue... rehash everything I just said to you." The being demanded.
"Why... I already got everything... This is boring now..." The deity shakes his head, implying it won't let him go if Oshawott doesn't do what it says. "UGHHH. Alright... Arceus had three mago trees-"
"DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT REHASH MEANS?!" The deity glows for a second, and Oshawott gets a massive headache.
"OKAY OKAY! Oshawott wipes the grin off his mug and clears his throat. "Once upon a time, there was... uh... pseudosciencenymaligistic with two types... Duipole-Incoletions, and Duohoe-Compilations. They're both pretty awesome and I'm pretty awesome because of it. Happy "Uxie"?" The "Uxie" rolls its eyes, and shrugs with its two tails.
"I'll take it. It would have probably been too far to expect you to get the story element. I'll let you choose what else you'd like to learn as a prize."
"Yeah... No."
"Huh? You don't get it. This is a reward! There has to be something I've just told you that tickles your fancy. After all, you had so many questions a few minutes ago." The "Uxie" says,
"I don't care anymore... Wait... One question." Oshawott clears his throat and looks dead straight at the "Uxie" with a grin. "What's your deal?"
"Sorry?" the "Uxie" asks, taken aback by Oshawott's boldness.
"I've just been trying to chill in the ocean and do my own thing, and here you come, putting up this funky Osha-wash field, with this Osha-wash shit that I can't even pronounce without my tongue having a stroke! Wanna learn something new?! I think you're just a $!@$@$#&*!(%)!&$" The "Uxie" stares, frozen in shock like its brain couldn't process the awful words Oshawott was spouting.
"Oh. AHEM. Wow." "Uxie" shakes his head, trying to snap itself back into it, and glows again. Making Oshawott get another headache and shut up. "Alright, if you have nothing to ask me, I have something to ask you. You mentioned a portal, correct? Did this portal happen to... Be quite colorful? Pink, blue, and purple?"
"Urgh... Is that what you forced in my brain this time? Yeah, yeah it did. Can I go after this question?"Oshawott says, gripping his forehead.
"How long has this portal been in existence?" The "Uxie" nervously asks.
"How would I know?! I've been knocked out for days!" Hearing this, "Uxie's" tail and forehead orb glows even brighter as it shows visible dismay.
"Ohhh... Arceus please save our souls."
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"Have you happened to of encountered an odd Pokemon yet, that's oddly hostile specifically towards you?"
"No..?"
"Oh Dialga please save our souls.... Does your trainer happen to have... any other strong Pokemon..?"
"Well of course, why wouldn't a gym leader-"
"I meant his son."
"Uhm. No?"
"OH PALKIA PLEASE SAVE OUR SOULS." The "Uxie." paces around in the water, extremely stressed. "You can not leave right now."
"Yuh-huh." Oshawott walks towards the edge of the terrain and puts his hand through. "Nice talking to you b- EW!" Oshawott backs up, feeling something odd tickle his hand. They both look at it, to see a small cut.
SWOOSH!!
The top of the field was cut in half, shocking both the Pokemon inside. Oshawott grips his forehead, feeling as if knowledge was ripped directly from his brain. Oshawott opened its eyes for a second and saw a Magikarp rushing towards him, pouncing on him.
"KARP KARP! MAGI MAGIKARP!" Oshawott gets angry at the Magikarp for a minute but notices how unsettled it is.
"Osha? Wa-" Oshawott tries to pet the Magikarp, but the Magikarp slaps him so hard he turns in the other direction. Originally he was going to hit him back, but everything changed when he saw...
".niaga dna niaga dna niaga uoy llik ll'I .emit ym gnitsaw rof yllufniap uoy dne tsuj ll'I ,llew hO .nwod uoy tuc ot evah t'ndluow I latrop sselesu taht etaerc t'ndid uoy fI .tnaw I wonk uoy ygrene-z eht htiw dnuora gniztlaw るわ変れま生 ykcoc uoy ta kooL" There was something odd in front of them. Something that looked like it didn't belong in this world. It slightly reminded them of an origami human, but it was somehow an organism. "!!TUC TUC TUC .TUC I TCEJBO SSELHTROW A" They didn't get long to think before it started spinning. Before the Magikarp could try to attack, it sent out a powerful vacuum, forcing Magikarp to slam into Oshawott.
The wild ??? used Vacuum Wave!
In swiftness that Oshawott couldn't even perceive, the ??? charges towards them, aiming for their heads.
MEANWHILE...
"WHAT IS THATTTTTTTTTTTTT?!"
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Pokémon Soul
FantasyIn the galaxy of Genesis, a land of pure unadultered chaos titled Desten makes its abode. Celestial Godly Pokemon long thought to be deceased, multidimensional beasts, and interference from the lord of all himself?! How will Daxon and his friends pr...