𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐀 𝐇𝐘𝐔𝐆𝐀 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍

The Preliminaries, Pt. 8

Last time:

Dosu Kinuta vs Choji Akimichi

Now:

Hanara's Perspective:

Choji's face lost the confident look it had before Lee's match.

"If you win this, I'll get you some free BBQ at Yakiniku Q," Asuma-Sensei bribed.

"Free BBQ? You're on!" Choji said as he walked into the fighting area, "Wish me luck!"

"Good luck," Hanara smiled.

"You can do it!" Shikamaru yelled.

"Fatso!!!!!" Ino cheered.

Hanara could see Choji's eye twitching at that last comment.

"Now let the tenth match begin," the proctor said.

"Okay, I'm going to finish this match in about two seconds and then I'm coming after you, Ino!" Choji yelled.

"Fine, Fatso," Dosu snarled, "If you want this match to end quickly, I'll just win it quickly."

"Grr... you're gonna go down, you mummified weirdo," Choji growled.

Hanara sighed, 'Ninja and their obsession with trash-talking.'

Choji's Perspective:

'I know his techniques all too well from my last battle with him. Those holes in his arms let out a pulsing sound. Shino blocked them but I can't do that. Hana said something about her wind ninjutsu disturbing the sound. I can use that. If I can't hear it, it won't affect me. The only problem is, we lost the earplugs in the forest. I need to figure out another way.'

Choji smiled, "NINJA ART: EXPANSION JUTSU! NOW THE HIDDEN LEAF STYLE TAIJUTSU!" Choji's arms, legs and head all went inside his clothes, "VROOM! VROOM! VROOM!"

'This will block my ears from his attacks! And crush him while I'm at it!'

"HUMAN BOULDER! CHUBBIES RULE!"

"Yeah! All right, Choji! You can do it! Squash him hard for me!" Ino cheered.

"Smart thinking, Choji! Good job!" Hana yelled.

Hanara's Perspective:

'That guy doesn't even need to touch Choji to hit him with a powerful sonic attack. But they only work when Choji's ears are showing. Combine that with all the rolling Choji's doing and boom! Choji's not at all affected by that one-trick pony! Choji can win this thing!'

Choji smashed himself into a wall.

'I forgot, Choji can barely control himself... ugh! This could go anywhere...'

Dosu smashed his arm into Choji's lower back.

"Now, to end this!" Dosu exclaimed.

"It's no use, my ears are covered~" Choji sang.

'Wait... the human body is 70% water. Water can transmit sound waves, that's why I didn't want to use my water attacks in the forest. In other words, the whole body is one huge ear for Dosu's attacks!'

"Shit! Choji, get out of there!" Hanara yelled.

"What's wrong," Shikamaru asked.

"Water can transmit sound waves!" she exclaimed, "The human body is 70% water!"

Dosu turned on his sound wave machine. Cracks were forming on the wall that Choji was stuck in.

Choji was screaming.