AA shenanigans.

Parking lot.

Phoenix was lying on his bed playing subway surfers when he got a very surprising text from his childhood friend Larry Butz. "Hey Nicky boy wanna get super wasted 2night?" "What kinda question is that!?" he said in response." Ofc i want to!" "Cool can we aslo invite edgey too?" "bet." Phoenix rushed to open Miles' contact and give him a call. "Hello this is Miles Edgeworth speaking." "2am mcdonalds parking lot. Invite everyone we getting wasted." "understood." Miles hung up and immediately sent a text to everyone he knew.(aka the judge, franziska, ect.)

Skip to 2AM and everyone (maya, ema, franny, the judge, will powers, and basically every other character whose not dead or in jail shows up too.) showes up with at least 3 bottles of alcohol and they just start chugging it. A few seconds go by before maya blurts something out."So are we just gonna stand here or are we gonna wreak some HAVOC?" as soon as she said that Ema conked her on the head with a bottle of vodka, causing an all out frenzy between everyone who was there.
The sound of over 15 breaking bottles could be heard as someone shouts "YOU FOOLISH FOOLS!! I'LL FIGHT YOU ALL!!!" Franziska then proceeds to snatch two bottles out of Gumshoe's hands, spinning around and hitting Larry, Will Powers, and the judge causing them to start punching eachother like a bunch of maniacs.

Pan over to Miles and Phoenix who are teaming up on Ema for hitting Maya."HOW DARE YOU HURT THE QUEEN OF BURGERS!!!" Phoenix shouted, lunging at her with a shovel. However Miles doesn't join in because Oldbag keeps attempting to make out with him. "Get off me you old bitch!!!" he ever so calmly yelled, pushing her away with an empty bottle. Maggey was about to say something to gumshoe when the owner of the mcdonalds (Ron Delite) and his wife look outside and call the police.

Maggey pulls Gumshoe to the side."Rich i think they're calling the police! We need to go!!" Not even 5 seconds later they could hear police cars."OH SHIT SCATTER!!" Max Galactica screamed, sprinting to his car. Everyone else did the same and soon enough the police arrived to an empty parking lot.

The next day

Gumshoe wakes up to the sound of Maggey watching the news "Richy look were on the news!" Gumshoe groggily sits up and leans over to Maggeys phone."Breaking news! Security camera footage from a local mcdonalds shows an all out frenzy between over 30 people, all assumedly under the influence! Here we have Ron Delight the owner of the resturant, tell me mr Delite, exactly what did you see last night?" "Well there was this strange hippie girl, an old lady, and i think i saw my lawyer fighting a highschool student as well too!" Maggey turned off her phone and looked at Gumshoe.

"Sooo...Mexico?"

"Mexico."

The end :]