"Everyone welcome Y/n to the show ."
"Now Y/n is here because she feels that her relationship with Darrian is not a real relationship.
"Awwwwww!" The crowd goes .
"Now Y/n you say Darrian is always accusing you of cheating with his friends . Why is that ?" Maury asked .
"Cuz he cheating with some (bleeeps) "I reply .
"OHHHHHHH!" The crowd goes .
"Now we have Darrian backstage this is what Darrian had to say ." Maury told the crowd .
" Yo I ain't gone lie all this some (bleep.) " Darrian starts .
" I met Y/n at a strip club . You know she had a big juicy bubble butt . I mean who wouldn't (bleep ) "
"OHHHHHHHH!"
"Y/n is worried that I'm cheating on ha .But she cheatin on me and I know it ."
"OHHHHHHHHHHH."
"Y'all know what they say CANT turn a hoe to a housewife and Y/n is a hoe ." He said .
"OHHHHHHHH!"
"She said DJ is our son but ion think he is . If it's my kid why it look like my bruva DD ?"
"OHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Nuff said I'm just here to prove that ain't my child and that Y/n is a hoe lying hoe !!!!"
"OHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"EVERYONE WELCOME DARRIAN TO THE SHOW !" Maury said .
Darrian came walking out .
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The audience said .
"MAN YALL COULD SUCK MY (bleep ) . ALL YA BROKE. YA'LL KNOW WHAT IT IS R.I.P ALL DA MEMBERS !" He said .
"Mane sit yo stupid (bleep ) down ." I said.
"Now Darrian why do you deny DJ?" Maury asked .
"Cuz he don't look shit like me he look like my bruva Dd ." Darrian replied .
"MCHT NOW YOU A LIE !!" I yelled .
Maury showed a picture of the baby on the screen .
"AWWWWWWW!" The crowd goes .
"EWWWWWW !" He yelled .
"WATCH YA (bleep ) mouth ."
"LOOK AT HIS EYES . THAT'S YO EYES . THAT'S YO LIPS . THAT'S YO CHIN!" I yelled pointing to DJ.
"Ight we gone see we gone see . WE GONE SEE !" He said .
He always want to accuse me of doing shit .
"Here are the results ." Maury held up papers in his hand .
The crowd started yelling and screaming .
"First let's do Y/N's results ."
"We asked if you slept with another man while you been with Darrian you said no lie detector test determines that was a lie ."
"OHHHHHHHHHH!"
"THATS A LIE THAT THANG LYING!" I yelled.
"What I said ?" Darrian asked .
"We asked if you had a train ran on you since you and Darrian been together you said no lie detector test determines.. that was a lie . More than 5 times you had a train ran on you !"
"OHHHHHHHHHH!"
"(Bleep ) HOE !" Darrian yelled .
"NOO THATS NOT TRUE ITS NOT TRUE THAT THANG NOT RIGHT THATS NOT MY TEST !" I said.
"We asked if you had sex with any of Darrian's friends since y'all been together you said no lie detector test determines . THAT WAS A LIE YOU EVEN SLEPT WITH HIS DAD !" ( listen this all for entertainment purposes .)
"NO NO NOOOO THIS NOT RIGHT!" I yelled .
"Here's the dna test . IN THE CASE OF DARRI REYES JIMINEZ JR YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER !"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
I started running backstage as fast I can . Fuck Darrian's results
This one kinda funny lmaooooo
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