[The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona and flowr can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stola's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.]
Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!
Liam: im still covered in blood.
[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]
Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!
[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.]
Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?
Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.
Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!
[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.]
Millie: *gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!
Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.
Millie: Moxxie!
[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzo's chagrin.]
Blitzo: *groans* Ugh, can you two not?
Moxxie: I'm sorry, sirs. Maybe another time?
Liam: no it's fine I was just gonna go home and pass out congrats on your anniversary.
Blitzo: No, it's fine! I- me and Liam can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.
Liam: what?
Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.
Blitzo: Uh huh!
Moxxie: Just us.
Blitzo: Mhm!
Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there. And Liam- actually you're fine.
Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!
[He whistles on his way out as Moxxie growls in anger.]
Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.
[Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from his chest and makes a seductive purring sound as they walk off holding hands. The scene cuts to Hell's version of a subway.]
Intercom: Elevator 666 departing for Lust [in seductive tone] in 5 minutes.
[Moxxie fixes his bowtie, Millie walks on screen. They both walk off together and Blitzo peers from on the other side of a pillar. Millie and Moxxie sit down in a waiting area as Blitzo spies on them behind a newspaper and calls Loona.]
Loona: (voicemail) Yeah, it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it.
Blitzo: Hey, Loonie. Just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late. I got something important tonight.
