Split: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How'd you even get here so fast anyway?
Bive: Several traffic violations, three counts of resisting arrest, roughly 13 cans of energy drinks, that is NOT my car-
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Split: I love you :3
Bive: How many people have you told THAT to?
Split: Oh! Everyone!
Bive: WHAT
Split: I told everyone that I love you!
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IE!PartyNoob, writing in their diary with a glitter pen: im losing my sense of humanity. nothing matters. god is dead. theres blood on my hands.
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PartyNoob: pesty! why does ur bucket list have "Die" on it?? 3:
Pest: So I can die feeling at least a little bit accomplished.
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PartyNoob: is it still visible?? where pest slapped me?
Lampert: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Infected: uR f4Ce l00kS l1K3 4 ph0T0 n3G4tiVe f0r th3 H4mbuRG3r h3LPeR b0X :^
Bive: A PALM READER COULD TELL PEST'S FUTURE JUST BY LOOKING AT YOUR FACE
Split: The phrase "talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you because the hand is your face.
PartyNoob: a simple 'yes' wouldve sufficed :(
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Pest: coughs blood
PartyNoob: dont die pesty!!
Pest: Don't tell me what to do!
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Pest: You know, when I first met you, I really didn't like you.
Bive, after a moment: I thought there was SUPPOSED to be ANOTHER HALF TO THAT SENTENCE?
Pest: Nope.
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Infected: Wh4T's th3 sTR41teSt th1Ng Y0u'V3 3v3R d0Ne?
Pest: sigh I killed a man.
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Bive: MY AESTHETIC IS "WOULD BE SUSPECTED OF WITCHCRAFT BY SMALL TOWN CITIZENS"
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Folly: ENOUGH! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME IN SUCH A MANNER.
Pest: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
YOU ARE READING
Regretevator stuff because of my hyperfixation
Random09/20/2024 update: we've got headcanons now primarily crack includes shipping so if you don't like Spive, Spudmark, Partyskater, Gradientcube or Stagelight either skip those parts or just ignore this book
