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- Somewhere between 21-25
- Asexual [CANON] / Biromantic // Nonbinary [CANON] (They/Them)
- Dating Infected
- Considers Pest their best friend, and is only a little aware of his hatred of them
- Likes cats quite a bit
^ Every time they visited Infected prior to Poptart's death, they'd ask her where Poptart was (if he wasn't holding him) and greet him enthusiastically whenever they did see him- Very willing to kill someone or send a death threat/blackmail
^ Has done all three in the past- Has eaten glue a couple of times
^ One time was an accident, the other was purposeful (they were dared to)- Knows some Japanese from being around Pest a lot
- Needs therapy but isn't in therapy
^ They act like they don't need therapy- Has a bead collection somewhere in their apartment
- Has multiple copies of the same party hat, alongside having a lot of backup party hats
- Occasionally steals Infected's hoodies and hopes he won't notice
^ They know when he steals one of their hoodies- Has a very bad habit of smiling at the worst possible times
^ This includes smiling (or laughing in some situations) when they're uncomfortable- Not a fan of coffee (they actually don't like it that much) but they still drink it occasionally
^ They only drink it when they're out of energy drinks- Likes TAWOG
- Gets stoned and sleeps when they're especially stressed out
^ They also get stoned on occasions when they're not incredibly stressed (they're a stoner after all)- Very good at baking and sometimes bakes for money
- Actually makes decent money
^ Their main job is as a party planner; they DJ and bake things on the side- Autistic
- Polite at the very least to nearly everyone, though they definitely don't like some of the NPCs
^ They specifically do not like Barb. At all.
^ They like that Barb doesn't show up in the elevator
so they don't have to deal with him much- Avoids Curse Cove like it's the damn PLAGUE
- Katsaridaphobic (fear of cockroaches)
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Regretevator stuff because of my hyperfixation
Random09/20/2024 update: we've got headcanons now primarily crack includes shipping so if you don't like Spive, Spudmark, Partyskater, Gradientcube or Stagelight either skip those parts or just ignore this book