Saturday pt 1

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At 5:00am

Marge Simpson: *wakes up* Homer. Homer wake up.

*Homer wakes up* What? Huh?

Marge Simpson: You have to get ready to drive remember.

Homer Simpson: But I'm too tired.

Marge Simpson: Well that's not my problem you decided to come home late remember.

Homer Simpson: Doh!

30 minutes later

*Homer, Marge and the kids are putting their suitcases in the car and they all get into the car*

Marge Simpson: Kids do you have everything?

Bart and Lisa Simpson: Yes mom.

Maggie Simpson: *sucks pacifier*

Marge Simpson: Ok. You can start driving Homer.

Homer Simpson: *drives off*

At the Kwik-E-Mart

*The car pulls into the parking lot*

Homer Simpson: I'll be back. *exits car and enters kwik-e-mart

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Hello Homer.

Homer Simpson: Hi Apu.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Why do you sound so tired Homer?

Homer Simpson: Because I didn't get enough sleep last night.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh. Then why are you out here so early in the morning?

Homer Simpson: Because my daughter wanted to go to Mexico but now she's having second thoughts because of the stuff that's going on with Trump and Biden.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: So why are you guys still going?

Homer Simpson: Because Marge already paid for the trip.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh that's sad. Are you driving?

Homer Simpson: Yeah sadly. Marge made me drive.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh well then you better get going. What would you like sir?

Homer Simpson: 4 donuts and 4 squishies please.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Ok 4 donuts and 4 squishies coming right up. *gets donuts and squishies

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Here you go sir that will be $8.

Homer Simpson: *gives money*

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Thank you. Have a good break sir.

Homer Simpson: Thanks you too. *takes food and drinks then exits*

In the car

Homer Simpson: *gets inside car* Here you go guys. *passes out food and drinks*

Marge Simpson: Homer you were supposed to get breakfast not snacks.

Homer Simpson: Well you didn't say anything. *drives off*

At Springfield Police Station

Chief Wiggum: *walks to jail cell* Wake up Biden! Wake up!

Joe Biden: *wakes up* What do you want?

Chief Wiggum: I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want first?

Joe Biden: I'll take the good news.

Chief Wiggum: The good news is the guy that you stabbed is alive.

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