Good Friday pt 2

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At the White House

*Joe Biden is sitting at his desk doing paperwork*

Kamala Harris: *knocks on door*

Joe Biden: Come in.

Kamala Harris: *opens door* Trump is here sir.

Joe Biden: *sighs* Send him in.

Kamala Harris: Yes sir. *closes door*

Donald Trump: *opens door and slams it*

Joe Biden: What do you want Trump?

Donald Trump: I want to be president again!

Joe Biden: No Trump stop asking!

Donald Trump: I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT AGAIN!!!

Joe Biden: *stands up* NO YOU WON'T YOU WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!!!

Donald Trump: Ok that's fine. *takes knife out of his pocket, stabs himself and falls to the ground*

Joe Biden: *gasp* Oh no Trump what did you do? *rushes over to Trump, bends down and takes knife out of his stomach*

Mike Pence: *opens door* Boss is everything ok I heard yelling. *gasp*. Oh my god what happened!?! Did you stab Trump!?!

Joe Biden: No I didn't he did this himself.

Mike Pence: Save it for the cops. *pulls out phone and calls police*

At Springfield Police Station in Chief Wiggum's office

*Chief Wiggum and Officer Lou are eating donuts then telephone rings*

Officer Lou: Chief your phone's ringing.

Chief Wiggum: Ok let's see who this is. *picks up phone and answers* Hello, this is Chief Wiggum speaking.

Mike Pence: Hi Chief Wiggum this is Mike Pence. We have an emergency?

Chief Wiggum: What's the emergency?

Mike Pence: Joe Biden stabbed Donald Trump.

Chief Wiggum: What! *chokes on donut*

Officer Lou: Woah slow down Chief.

Chief Wiggum: *stops choking* Did you call the hospital yet?!?

Mike Pence: No, I called you first.

Chief Wiggum: Well then call the hospital? Is he breathing?

Mike Pence: Yes he's breathing.

Chief Wiggum: Ok just stay with him and don't let Biden do anything. What's your location?

Mike Pence: Ok I'm at the White House please hurry.

Chief Wiggum: Don't worry I will. *hangs up phone and dials Springfield General Hospital*

At Springfield General Hospital in Dr. Hibbert's office

*Telephone rings*

Dr. Hibbert: *picks up phone* Hello this is Dr. Hibbert speaking.

Chief Wiggum: Hello Dr. Hibbert this is Chief Wiggum. We have an emergency?

Dr. Hibbert: Hi Chief Wiggum what can I do for you?

Chief Wiggum: We need an ambulance at the White House.

Dr. Hibbert: Really. What happened?

Chief Wiggum: Biden stabbed Trump.

Dr. Hibbert: What?!? Biden really?

Chief Wiggum: Yes. Mike Pence just called and told me that.

Dr. Hibbert: Well then we'll be right on our way.

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