So todays my first day of hero work! I'm out patroling in a pretty outfit. I have a catsuit (LOL!) that's pink with hot pink stitches. There are bells on my tail so I jingle when my tail swishes. My hair is up in a messy bun.... hero work is so tiring and I never have time to do my hair.
Then I hear a cry for help. I hiss and see two young street punks stealing an old lady's purse! Both of them are bald, and one of them is fat.
"Give it here old lady"! One of them shouts.
Give that lady her purse back!" I hiss. I get into cat stance. I pick up a nearby brick and they scream and run away. I run after the fat one first and jump on top of him. I hit him with the brick and I break two of his ribs.
He screams "I'm sorry! Take the purse back!" I hit him in his big dumb skull. Then I turn to the other one and say "You're next!" He scrams and runs into traffic. 5 cars hit him. The person driving the car is crying and vomiting because of the incident. I gasp and start crying.
"I could have saved him.."
~~TIME SKIP~~ TWO HOURS LATER
I'm crying with my head in my hands on the sidewalk.
"I'll never be a hero now... I'm just a villan Neko Girl..."
"Youre not a villain!" I look up and Bakugo and Deku and Todo are all standing there. "Youre beautiful"
The local police man walks up and thanks me for my service.
Deku salutes me, I start to cry allowed "Thanks you guys" I cry allowed.
"So we were wondering who do you want to date?" Todoroki questions.
"WHICH OF US DO YOU LIKE MORE!" Bakugo screams.
"I-I-I-I HUH? EH EH EH? EHHHHH?" I eh like a anime girl.
The three boys tilt their head cutely. Deku looks like a little puppy, Todoroki looks stoic and confused, Bakugo looks assertive and constipating.
"I-I can't decide waaah, it's too soon for me to make such a big decision! Maybe we can go on dates then I will be able to pick."
"FINE ME FIRST YOU REJECTS!" Bakugo asserts.
"B-B-Bakugo maybe Todoroki and I wanted to go first" Deku asserts.
"I want to go first." Todoroki asserts.
"WAAAH?!" I yelp and keel over with a ghost coming out of my mouth.
I lay on the ground and cry soppily.
"Why don't we draw cards to decide who goes first." Deku pulls out his trusty set of cards.
He shuffles them and they all draw.
"Go FISH!" I shout funnily. I giggle.
Deku slaps his knee, chuckling, and then slaps Bakugo.
Bakugo blows him up. (Poor Deku)
"Dang it! I'm last!" Bakugo's mad.
"Hey, I'm first." Todoroki smiles like an angel.
"Looks like I'm going second." Deku weakly says with his face still on fire.
Oh boy, what have I gotten my self into, I wonder. A sweat drips from my sweaty forehead down my big breasts.
