All Alastor really wanted was Jambalaya-chan's jambalussy. He turned to a skibidi alpha and pulled Jambalaya-chan into a tango.
"Yo yo yo, I'm a skibidi alpha! Are you ready to skibidididididididip like never before? Let's do the skibidi dance together!"
Jambalya-chan and Alas-I mean, Daddystor danced through the night. Then, in the silence, tranquility, and skibidiness of the dark, Daddystor and Jambalaya-chan could be heard doing things that Phenylcyclohexyl Piperidine would do.
9 months later, there was an ugly Jambalaya-deer baby named Skibidi Toilet Ohio Gyatt Rizz and everyone lived happily ever after.
The end
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The Forbidden Love-Alastor x Jambalaya
HumorThe epic tale of a kleptomaniac and his favorite food.
