Desi Kpop University

2. Canteen ki Kahani

Straykids

At Canteen:

Changbin: Kaka, 4 Vada pav, 3 misal aur 1 chocolate ice cream denaar please.
(Uncle, (bunch of Indian food items))

After sometime:

Kaka: Here. *Gives him food items*

Changbin: BHAILOG! AAO LELO!

(BROTHERS! COME AND TAKE THESE)

Bangchan: Waah Kaka Waah!
(Wow kaka wow!)

Lee know: What happened?

Bangchan: I just wonder how does Kaka make cold ass Vada pav consistently for several years!

Seungmin: Same with Misal.

IN: Same with my ice cream.

Bangchan: ........

Seungmin: .......

Changbin: .......

IN: Yeah...... Just finding a common ground. But where is Hyunjin and Felix? Their Cold Misal is getting more colder!

Han: In Jhope sir's office.

Changbin: Why?

Han: Areee, didn't you hear? On PE test, for Q.8 Importance of Exercise, Felix wrote 'Ladki Ladko se milne keliye'

(Felix wrote 'To meet Women and Men' as answer)

Han: Now he has to take 10 rounds around the ground.

Bangchan: Typical Felix. And what about Hyunjin?

Han: Oh Hyunjin? He was the one who gave Felix this answer. So even he has to take 10 rounds around the garden.

Hyunjin and Felix come, dripped in sweat.

Lee know: Aaiye Aaiye Raja Saheb. Aaj kya Mahol khada kiyaa hai aapne?

(Come Come King. Today what have you done?)

Hyunjin: Chup bhet Saale! Tya Hoseok chi Nana chi taang Saalya! Aalaa motthaa shahana!

(Shut up! That Hoseok [bad word]. What does he think of himself!)

[Author: Yes I have shown Hyunjin Maharashtrian. Yes, he will use Marathi swear words]

IN: Kisne kaha thaa Tumlogon ko Aisa answer likhne ko re???
(Who told you to write such a answer?)

Felix: Because it's true! There's a saying which says, 'you eat with your eyes'
That saying applies here also-

Saying this, both of them turn around to smile at hot girl and wink.

Seungmin: Chalo Chalo, Now eat your food. We have to go to Jungkook sir's Environmental studies class.

Lee know: Are uss buddhe ke class Mai jaanaa jaruri hai kya?

( Is it necessary to go to that old man's class?)

Bangchan: Actually.......no. Wanna go for drinks? Then go for our work?[internship]

IN: Ok! You all go for work after drinks, I'll go for the interview.

Seungmin: Thike! (Ok)

Changbin: Ok! KAKAAA!!!! 8 SODA GOLI BOTTLE!!!!!

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This is Soda Goli Bottle

To drink it, you have to push the marble down and then drink it.

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