5. Auditorium (Enhyphen)

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Yes I am back on Wattpad!

Let's get started with this shit!

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Vice Principal Kim Namjoon: Good Morning one and all into this new academic year. For an important work, our Dear Principal Bang PD Nim has gone out. So I'll introduce you to our college curriculum activities. First of let's start with our college decorum........

Niki: Tum Logon ko kuch dimaag Mai ghusa?
(Did you guys get anything?)

Jake: Naa Bro.

Jay: Same here.

Sunoo: Guys For God sake we are in 12th std, we are listening to this 2nd time!

Heesung: Toh fir yaha par baithke kaunsa tir maarne waale hai? Chalo kahi pe chalte hai. Baad Mai Mera Class hai!

(So what arrows are we gonna shoot while sitting here? Let's go somewhere. Afterwards I have class)

Jungwon: Haa chalo chalte hai chup chaap back door se. Jay uth chal!
(Yes let's go through back door silently. Jay stand up!)

Jay: .......

Jungwon: Jay?

Jay: ........

Sunghoon: Abe saale uth! Y/N ko ghuur ke dekh kar woh tere paas nahi aayegi!

(You won't get Y/N's attention by staring at her!)

Jay: Haa! Are haa bas soch raha thaa.

(Haa! Yeah I was just thinking)

Sunoo: kya?

Jay: Y/N hai akeli, uske itne dost nahi except tum log aur kuch aur log. Tobhi unknown seniors Tak usko jaante hai? Saare Junior aur Senior Teachers usko jaante hai, kaise???

(Y/N is alone she doesn't have much friends apart from you all and some others. Still unknown seniors know her! All Junior and Senior Teachers know her? How?)

Jake: Kyuki woh class aati hai! First bench pai bethti hai! Teri tarah last bench par baithke Gaanjaa nahi phukti!

(Because she comes to class, sits on first bench! Not like you who sits last bench and smoke weed!)

Jay: Haa. Woh bhi hai- Hey I don't smoke weed. Mujhe aisi gandi aadte nahi hai!

(Yes, that's also- Hey I don't smoke weed! I don't have such bad habits.)

Jungwon: Then let's go naa. Jay, Jake when are your CA foundation exams BTW?

Jay: September ko.

Jake: September but I am thinking of leaving CA and do CS (company secretary) instead. Maths nahi jamtaa
(Maths can't be handled by me)

[Author's note: Me too Jake. Me too.🥲
That's why I am doing CS, par ab woh bhi nahi jamtaa 😭 (can't handle that also) ]

Sunoo: Chal koi Naa. You can do it.
(Let it be)

Niki: Ab chalo Khisko yaar! Nahi toh woh buddhaa Namjoon hame pakadlega!
(Now let's go or else that Old man Namjoon will catch us!)

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Today this chapter was a bit less than my expectations because my college has started and my CSEET results are yet to come.

I had promised you to post a chapter on 6th/7th July, but as you can see, I was late so had to give you a chapter.

But I'll give you a better chapter next time because the next chapter is gonna be about our Favourite BTS turn!




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