Was genuinely scared on where this would've led if I didn't recap the episodes one by one while making these chapters😭😊🤑😳
Watched the episode again nto recap tho, yass💋 HOPE Y'ALL ENJOY!
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Oh, Kira Ryosuke? Damn, that must suck for him.
"Should've been that Igarashit, to be honest." I voiced out my thoughts, thinking no one could possibly hear that. Well? Wrong!
Bachira approached me and jump on my back with his heavy ass.
"What the fuck?" You said in English ([Name], actually being the half-[nationality] she is, she knew english! Her dad is [nationality] and her mom is Japanese. She said that because she's used to saying it since way way back before they moved to Japan. Lol.)
"Woah, you're speaking some cryptid language! wa dza fawk? Is that you and your monster's callsign?!"
I looked at him with confusion written in my eyes. If that's how you say it...
"C-Cryptid? Are you dumb? It's English."
"Oh, sorry. I'm a little dumb!" Bachira giggles.
"Isagi-kun? What are you doing? Wait, what is this? What just happened?" Kira said and touched his face, inspecting the blood coming from his nose.
"I'm sorry. It's just... the ball came at me out of nowhere and..." Youch, that's some hard backstabbing for Kira, huh?
"Huh? Don't give me—" A clapping interrupted his sentence.
"Diamonds in the rough, only results matter here. Losers lock off. Kira Ryosuke, you are disqualified" Ego leans towards the camera. Oh God, how ugly can that vecna cosplayer be?
"This is bullshit. How is it possible for my future career to lie in tatters... all because of some stupid game?! I'm Japanese soccer's jewel in the crown!" He yelled and pointed at himself.
"You telling me Igaguri and Isagi-kun are more talented than me?! Huh?! Why does this silly game of tag even matter?! What does it have to do with soccer?!" Man, you yap too much.
"In Blue Lock, everything has something to do with soccer. Look around you, Mr. Mediocre Elite." Ego says and twirls his hand around, making me do look around. Because.. why not?
"The room you are in... is the same size as the penalty area." Oh, yeah. He's right. Whatever that means..
"Roughly 75% of all goals are born within these confines. If you can't do your work in this space, you have no talent as a striker."
"S-So... so what? Tag is nothing like soccer!" If one day this man actually becomes a pro player, even if not for Japan, I'll be the biggest hater from his hatebase.
"If you're the one running away, you have keen sense of interpersonal space, tactics, and positioning. If you're the one doing the chasing, your dribbling and aim must be precise and the quality of your kicks must be high." Yup! Praise me, for I am so professional that I blasted it to Igarashit one second in!
Just kidding, I don't need anyone to praise me. That's icky, IMO.
"That makes it an excellent soccer training drill, wimp." Oohh, he's spitting facts!
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