MAIN NAHI MAANTA

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PRESENT

Sonu: mere paas option nahi tha

And she cries herself to sleep

The next day Tapu wakes up with a headache and goes towards his fridge only to find a sticky note

Sticky Note

Aspirin table main nikal rakhi hain, main tujhe kal ghar tak le ayi thi aur agar sar dard hain toh please chutti lele
-Sonu

Tapu: yaha itni fikar kyu dikha Rahi Hain saalo pehle ki baat shayad bhul gayi hain jab iska man karta tabh paas bulati hain aur jab man karta hain dur kardeti hain

Tapu takes the asprin ignoring the rest of the message

Downstairs

Pinku: kabhi nahi pee raha tum logo ke sath main

Tapu: toh tuh pee hee kyu raha tha

Pinku: Goli ko support de Raha tha

Shreya: karliya jhagra dono ne ab chup hojayo waise kal peene ka occasion kya tha

Tapu and Pinku: Tanu

Shreya: kyu

Pinku: phone nahi utha Rahi

Tapu: naa Milne ke liye raazi hain

Shreya: oh fuck

Pinku and Tapu: kya hua

Shreya: oh fuck acha main chalti hoon Tapu main directly office main milungi

Pinku: par

Shreya: par war kuch nahi maa Jaa Rahi hoon shaam ko ghar main milte hain

And Shreya leaves in her car

Tapu: isse kya hua

Pinku: daal kaali lag Rahi Hain

Tapu: aur agar daal hee kaali ho toh

Pinku: Iyer uncle mat ban

That's when his phone ring

Pinku: haaa……..kitni sure hain……..team ko standby main bheju main sidha location main bhejo aur mere liye ek set of clothes aur joote locker se nikalo…….and no kill order until I reach…..Jai hind….hmm

Tapu: Jaa

Sonu: aaj nahi choro ke

Tapu: chalo

Tapu and Sonu leave

Tapu: Sonu kal maine peeke kuch harkat toh nahi kari na

Sonu: nah

Tapu: Sonu tuh thik hain na

Sonu: haan kyu

Tapu: Sonu aisa lag rah hain ki tuh roh rahi thi

Sonu: aisa kuch nahi hain

Tapu: pakka na

Sonu: haan thik hoon Tapu

That’s when her phone pinged

Sonu: mera college band hain

Tapu: kyu

Sonu was now laughing

Tapu: arey hasne lag gayi hua kya

Sonu: kal raat kisi bache ne aake College main chuhe chor diye aur ab pura college chuho se bhara hua hain toh ab 1 hafte tak college band

Tapu: chuha

Sonu: pls tumhare type ka hee koi hoga

Tapu: tuh kehna kya chahti hain

Sonu: ye idea tumhare dimaag main bhi aya tha lekin himmat nahi thi

Tapu: kahani kyu twist kar rahi hain himmat thi tune karne nahi diya tha ye bol

Sonu: haan kyuki agar tuh karta toh puri Tapu Sena ko jhelna parta

Tapu: woh toh thik hain lekin I was atleast fun

Sonu: I am also fun

Tapu: reva do

Sonu: I am

Tapu: main nahi maanta

Sonu: kaise maano ge

Tapu: proove me today teri chuhti hain na main aaj chuhti le leta hoon pura din tere sath and you prove me you can be fun

Sonu: done

Tapu: lekin usse pehle mujhe office jaana hain ek kaam niptaane phir chelnge

Sonu: done

Tapu: aaj chal office bhi dekh liyo

Sonu: okay

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