🔑 🔦 "what the hell?" 📸😶 //a kevin woodings x brian stells oneshot book <3//

Bon's Burgers.

TW :

sex talk
stripping
alcohol
partying
swearing
gay asses!!!!!!!

brian's pov :

another day at work. i fucking hate it. this blue rabbit animatronic named bon scares me. i don't like to be a mechanic, i kinda wish i could like serve food or something. i'm a cooking expert, but mum says, "oh brian, if you're a chef you'll be a submissive househusband. you should be a dominant mechanic or something baby." and i don't wanna be a dominant mechanic. i wanna be a chef. i don't care if im submissive, i fucking finger myself every night.

i'm slight friends with this guy named Kevin, he's pretty chill. he's fucking russian though. sometimes, he speaks in russian. i don't understand a word he's said. but, ehh. i gotta go work on the animatronics. people keep hitting on me and im tired of it.

as i go work on bon, i can hear Kevin saying some shit in russian. i think, "maybe he's just done with whatever he's working on and he's pissed," i take a sip of my coffee. tasted like shit. oh well.

atleast 3 minutes later, Kevin sneakily walked up behind me. he grabbed my waist. i fucking flinched, and yelled out, "KEVIN!! GODDAMN WHAT THE FUCK-"

i hear him say, "got you." before chuckling. he then went on about some party after work at Hilary's, or the bar.

//im fucking lazy and my internet sucks so i'm skipping to the party (at the bar)//

kevin's pov :

i'm waiting for brian to show up. i'm dressed already, im just wearing a dress shirt, black dress pants, and black shoes.

soon, brian actually showed up.

he wore thigh highs (goddamn) a white dress shirt, and booty shorts (GODDAMN)

i just wanted to say

he has ass.

fuck, i'm probably getting a boner. i shouldn't be. he's my friend. what if he had a pussy? no, that wouldn't be possible.
he's so fucking sexy though.

i am literally dozing off into space staring at him.

soon.. i heard him say "Kevin!! Kevin!! motherfucker. snap out of it!!"

i snapped out of it. blushing harshly.

"uh.. yeah..?"
-K
"the fuck you staring at"
-B
"nothing."
-K
"ok."
-B
i just got up. walking over to the drinks area and getting a bottle of whiskey. i didn't even bother, i just drank out of the bottle.

"damn Kevin, you are not playing."
-B

i see Brian grabbing a beer.

i didn't know he drank. i've only seen him drink water and coffee.. and HI-C juice.
he's like a fucking child.

but oh well.

atleast 2 hours later i get sweaty and hot and drunk or whatever, so i took off my button up.
i saw brian staring. he was slightly blushing, maybe cause i work out? i have abs.

"brian what if pussy hole dick fuck?"
-K
"what the fuck do you mean"
-B
"sex"
-K
"what."
-B

i don't know.

brian's pov :

the fuck is he talking about? is he way too drunk or crazy? ehh.
i don't know. we might end up fucking in bed tonight lmfao.
i don't know why he took off his shirt, but i could tell he's sweaty. i can see Hilary walking up to me confused.

"why did Kevin take off his damn shirt?"
-H
"i don't fucking know"
-B
"maybe he likes youuuuuu"
-H
"NUH UH!!!"
-B
"YUH HUH!!!"
-H
"LIES!!"
-B
"TRUTH!!"
-H

that went on for a while until Hilary was finally pulled away by Felix or somebody. yes he was invited.
maybe Kevin does like me.
ehh..

i hear him say something in russian. i don't know what he said.

maybe he wants to fuck?
i don't know.

617 WORDS!!

my arms and hands hurt really bad rahhhhh

maybe smut in the next chapter

lets say brian has a pussy how would that go 🤐