Jafeer came out of no where and than Gabe, we all walked to our homeroom.
This guy looking like he was in his 30s or something was playing the guitar and the chalk board read august 28, 2000 he than started calling names out.
"Jessica Abrams?"
"Here."
"Anna Kone?"
"Present..."
"Brandt Jackson"
"Present!" Brandt mimicked Anna. The whole class was laughing but Liz because she didn't find Brandt funny he kinda looked like a sloth 🦥
"Ok,cool guy" the teacher said
"Maya ishi-Peters?"
"Present"
"Ishi oshi your making me hungry. That means food right?" The homeroom teacher asked "yeah. That's crazy.how do you know that?" Maya asked
"Spent a little time in Japan teaching English in my 20s."
"Rebecca Roth?"
"Here"
"Izzy Jones"
"Here" Liz said. Liz overheard Anna ask Maya if Alex was looking at her bra strap but he was hitting Brandt in the balls 💀.
"get away from my balls" Brandt yelled at Alex"Ok class I got your locker assignments so you can just take it outside" then the bell rang perfectly as everyone got up and grabbed there locker combo stuff.
Sam Liz Jafeer and Gave were talking about the newest GI Jo's well Liz was listening because she has no interest in them and how special they are to Sam Jafeer and Gabe. "Woah Look at These" liz Said pointing at the papers that were tapped on everyone's locker and it said 'Dustin loves Maya' or 'Brandt loves Maya'
"Do you actually think Brandt and Dustin like Maya" Gabe asked Liz "I have no clue what's going on there tiny little heads. But maybe, I don't know I just feel like if you like someone wouldn't you want to tell them in private not letting the whole school know, so I think it's kinda off."Liz said as Sam and Jafeer nodded "welp I got PE gotta run" Liz said as she went to her locker room down the paper that says Brandt loves Maya and put in her combo, she then proceeded to take off her backpack and shove it in her locker.
Liz went to PE and changed to her ugly uniform she didn't do anything to it she was gonna tuck it in but it made herself look like a fisher man. Liz was playing kick ball and she had right field. Anna had to kick so Alex rolled the ball to her and she kicked it, but it flew to his face and he fell down Liz bursted out laughing, that was the most funniest thing that happened today. Everyone that was near Liz looked at her like she was crazy, the pe couch whistled and told everyone to sit down for some reason, so Liz sat down as the PE teacher said to Anna " take your victim to the nurse." Anna looked so stress but she took him to the nurse. Liz sat in the ichy grass while putting random wild flowers in my hair.
Sloth Brandt stared at Liz for a while until Maya tried to strike up a convo to Brandt . It was kinda funny to watch him try to move away from Maya.
The bell rang (RINGGG)
Next class Liz was sitting next to Jafeer as Gabe sat next to some random kid in the front of the class. "Quiet please settle down" Ms bell said even though Maya and Anna were the only ones whispering loudly. "Young sir in the care bear sweatshirt." Maya turned her head towards Ms Bell. "Huh" Maya said "she's a girl" Jafeer said as Liz chuckled "yeah I'm a girl..." Ms bell ignored Maya and said "Care to share something you did over the summer?" "Come up to the front" Maya stood up and everyone started clapping 😭
"Uhm. I guess like the most memorable thing I did over this summer was I watched Ace Ventura pet detective like six times in a row. And it was like really funny." Maya laughed a little "cause he does like all this rewind like fast forward stuff like. I'll just do it uhm." "I REALLY WANNA PLAY COACH JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE! LETS SEE THIS IN SLOW MO" she than began to impersonate the pet detective it was really stupid but Maya made it seem so funny. She than bumped into Ms bell and Liz started than the whole class started laughing at Maya's impersonation.
Maya began to speak gibberish that made her look possessed. "Really makes me laugh. And he does this other thing where's he like." Maya began moving her arms like she was playing the violin. The class bursted out laughing as the teacher looked mad "sit down." The teacher said looking stern.
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Pen15 ☆
Humor彡★ ᴵᶻᶻʸ ᴶᵒⁿᵉˢ ⁱˢ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ ʷⁱᵗʰ ˢᵃᵐ, ᴳᵃᵇᵉ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᴶᵃᶠᵉᵉʳ, ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ᵏⁱⁿᵈᵃ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᴹᵃʸᵃ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴬⁿⁿᵃ ᵇᵘᵗ ⁿᵒᵗ ʰᵃˢ ᶜˡᵒˢᵉ ᵃˢ ˢᵃᵐˢ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ᵍʳᵒᵘᵖ. ᴸᵃᵗᵉʳ ᵒⁿ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ ᴸⁱᶻ ᶠⁱⁿᵈˢ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵃ ᵖᵒᵖᵘˡᵃʳ ᵇᵒʸ ˡⁱᵏᵉˢ ʰᵉʳ. ᴬⁿᵈ ⁱᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵃ ᶜᵉʳᵗᵃⁱⁿ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ʲᵉᵃˡᵒᵘˢ ★ 彡