Danganronpa ship oneshots!

kazuichi souda x teruteru hanamura

Requested by @Marker_the_weebo

Kazuichi was walking down the hallway with his hands behind his head.  He spotted teruteru making something in the kitchen, looking quite upset. Kazuichi walked till the entrance and poked his head out before slowly approaching teru teru. Kazuichi scratched the back of his head and walked in "hey teru!..uh...what's wrong, man?" ..he asked trying to keep the mood light. "Damn it all... I just burnt something in the kitchen, and it's got me pissed off. I had promised myself I would make something perfect today, but it seems that my efforts were in vain... " Teru teru sighed. "I'd hoped you wouldn't see me like this..."

Kazuichi slapped his shoulder"dude!...it's fine. I'll cheer you, riigghhtt up!"
"You and your optimism, you damn idiot... " Teruteru sighed and closed his eyes as he leaned onto the nearby counter. "Cheer me up then. I'd love to see you try, Souda." Kazuichi smiled brightly. That made teru teru blush.

Kazuichi was thinking for a moment before looking at the chef and grinning." hhhm....what do you say to a banana that's sick?"..Teruteru raised an eyebrow in response, still facing away from Kazuichi, but clearly interested in what the mechanic could possibly say. "Oh this ought to be good... what do you say to a sick banana?" Teruteru raised an eyebrow in response, still facing away from Kazuichi, but clearly interested in what the mechanic could possibly say.
"Oh this ought to be good... what do you say to a sick banana?"... teruteru glared. "are you peeling well?." Kazuichi immediately brust out in laughter. "I-....God..."..Teruteru took a deep deep breath to calm down, before chuckling slightly. "Damn it Souda, that was horrible"....Kazuichi poured crossing his arms "....well you still laughed" "...Tch, that was more out of disbelief than anything else.." Teruteru then paused for a moment, before finally turning to look at Kazuichi. "But...I'll admit, you did cheer me up a little, you know that?".. kazuichi pouted again. "So... how's your mom?.." he scratched his head. "My mother?" Teruteru paused, a somewhat soft smile on his face as he chuckled at the mention of his mother..."She's...fine, thankfully. Although she'd probably kill me if she saw me burn food, that's for damn certain." Kazuichi frowd putting his hands on his hips. "Yeah..I hope she peels better..." ".You're really milking these bad banana puns now, aren't you?"
Teruteru said, his smile still growing as he rolled his eyes somewhat. Kazuichi asked a genuine question .."I  didn't know banana jokes have udders?"...Teruteru snorted in response to that, laughing somewhat as he put a hand over his face in a mix of disappointment and amusement. "Damnit Souda... You're so incredibly dumb..."

"....what can I say. I'm a smartass minion." Teruteru grinned. "Ah yes. The smartass minion, the pinnacle of humour and wit"...".uh...what's a pinnacle again?" The mechanic asked with pure confusion on his face. Teruteru groaned and rolled his eyes again in response to that question.
"Of course you don't know what it means. I swear I must be losing brain cells with every second that you're here."
Kazuichi scoffed "..as if you had brain cells" teruteru closed his eyes '.Yeah that one is fair." He said, a defeated look on his face as he said that..

Kazuichi rolled his eyes and slowly leaned forward looking into the hot pot. "Anyways. Whatcha makin' teru."
Teruteru looked over at the stove, a somewhat annoyed look still on his face.
"I was trying to make a simple chicken noodle soup before I burnt the damn thing. Now I've got to start all over again..." Teruteru ranted. Kazuichi showed a sympathetic expression." it's okay dude! Even as ultimates we screw up. That one time instead of drinking water while fixing a car. I drank motor oil!" Teruteru's eyes widened. "Y-You drank motor oil? That's not- You know that you can't drink that! What the hell kind of mechanic are you?" Kazuichi flashed another cocky grin and ran his hand through his hair "an ultimate one, duh.".teruteru shoke his head "An ultimate idiot more like. Honestly, I'm surprised you're still alive if that's something you'd do. What were you even thinking? Drinking motor oil!"..

Kazuichi groaned in annoyance "c'mon atleast gimme a kissy. You're way more perverted than this.." Teruteru blinked
"Wha- Hey now, I'm perverted sure, but I'm not stupid! Even I wouldn't kiss you, with you drinking motor oil for crying out loud." Kazuichi pleaded " but that happened 73 hours ago exactly at 4:28!" He flashed a cocky grin. "What kind of memory does this idiot have to know something like that?.." Teruteru sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "And I don't give a damn when it happened! That's disgusting! Besides, why the hell would I even want to kiss you in the first place?"
Kazuichi rubbed his chin "hey said too much sex causes memory loss. ...I read it on goggle on December 1st exactly at 9:36 pm."..teruteru smacked his forehead. "They must have specifically meant you with that statement, honestly..."Teruteru said, shaking his head in disbelief at how much of a dumbass Kazuichi was.
The pink haired boy sighed and then giggled "atleast i cheered ya up."
"...I am going to hate myself for letting you have this win." Teruteru mumbled, a somewhat defeated look on his face as he pinched the bridge of his nose again.
"But... I suppose you did, somewhat.".Kazuichi grinned flashing all his teeth "banana!" Teruteru groaned yet again, putting a hand over his face.
"Oh my god you're milking this joke to all hell...."

"Sooo..." Kazuichi leaned forward. "Kissy?..." ...teruteru grinned putting the spoon down. "Spread your legs, Kazu..".. kazuichi was taken aback by this comment. "Wait-..w-wha-?!"...

I hope you like the story. Thank you for requesting. I hope I did justice to teruteru's personality 😸