It was May 15, 2020 the anniversary of my birth. I live and breathe my job. Today was special though. I was invited to the one and only White House. President Trump wanted some good Macdonald's. As a provider it was my duty to represent my baby in all the best ways. So I woke up and pulled on the suit and got the face paint working.
(Timeskip. At the white house)
It was bigger than I imagined. It devoured me. I felt so insignificant. However, I was ready to serve. I walked through the huge doors to notice a tall, dark, and mysterious man standing in the corner of the large room. His buttocks rivaled all big macs. He spoke in a deep and sultry tone. He was smexier than I imagined. "Hello Ronald." He said. I blushed but it wasn't noticeable through my white powdered face. "H-hello Mr. President." I said breathlessly. "I've been wanting to try your nuggets for a while." The president said. "Oh okay, which sauce?" I say with lust in my voice. "We have honey mustard. BBQ sauce, and my favorite mayonnaise." I say with extra spice. "Oh really? I might have to try the mayonnaise." He said beckoning me to join him for dessert.
I walked up those huge sparkly stairs making me gag. "Hurry up you don't want to miss meal time." He said. I almost sucked him right there I thought to myself. "O-okay."
Finally we made it to his huge office with his juiciness oozing off of him. He turnt around making me gag. That's when the darkness came.
His bodyguards grabbed me and stripped me right there as they smacked my unconscious with a big mac.
(End of chapter 1)
