The tale of two clowns

Flashbacks

It was June 12, 1971. It was the day i first met grimace. He was stealing the cups of the fans of Mcdonaldland. As Ronald Mcdonald I had to put a stop to his shenanigans. "GRIMACE."
"PUT THOSE CUPS BACK I AM DONE WITH YOUR SHIT." I said with anger in my voice not yet aware of the effect this purple being would have on me. "Oh but im just a british boy I would never steal." Said Grimace. "Don't lie you're coming with me." I said grabbing grimace by his muscular arms and taking him to the concession stand for interrogation.

"Why are you sabotaging Mcdonaldland? We pay you." I say with confusion and hurt in my deep and bitter tone. "What ever do you mean Ronald?" He said with his british accent.
"You know what I mean grimace." I say with anger. "Fine I know what you mean what if I offer you something of a different variety?"

"Oh? What is it?" I ask inquisitively. "This Ronald. This." Grimace says grabbing my hand and bringing it to his humongous bicep. "Oh."
I say as I touch it and smell his milkshake scent. "Do you want to try my milkshake?"
"Yes. YES!" I say with lust in my tone. With that I feel Grimace's large and strong hands wrapping around my collar and bringing me into his purple lap. "I want you to taste my purple shake. Or what you could say my grimace shake." He said smirking.

Grimace somehow revealed his package that was well hidden somehow even though he doesn't wear a uniform. "Is it too big for you?"
He said with thirst in his voice. "I want to be devoured by you Grimace." And he pressed so hard in that I could never forget his purple cock, not even now.

(After the sweatiest of times)

"Oh Grimace. I love you~" I say as his purple arm was wrapped around my waist. Grimace looked at me repulsed and removed his arm. "I just wanted a good time my mcgyat needed it." He said as he got up and walked away as his mcgyat whipped me in the face.

Now you know my history with Grimace. I would leave Donald for him.

(End of chapter 5)