THE DIVORCE

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   "I CANT BELIEVE DONALD DID THAT WHAT THE FUCK." I scream in the mirror as i shove big macs down my throat. "HE'S GOING TO PAY IM GOING TO TAKE ALL HIS MONEY!" I say still vividly upset.

(Day of the divorce)

As I rode past the McDonalds where it all began the memories flooded my mind making me feel like a fool for believing they were real.
So instead of letting Donald get the last word I would.

As I arrived at the court and pledged to not lie I told my side of the story and all the dirty things Donald did behind my back and how he started our relationship married and cheated on me with his opposition.

Then Donald spoke. "This motherfucker is lying I would never." Said Donald keeping his eyes away from me. "Fuck you Donald. You could never handle my big mac." 

"Settle down settle down." Said the judge.
"As an affair caused this divorce I rule in the party that was caused harm. I look up happy that he ruled in my favor. "Donald you will not have to pay anything because Ronald left you unattended." Said the judge. "WHAT? HE CHEATED THOUGH." I say enraged. "Calm down sir. Donald is the president and doesn't need this stress." Said the judge. "That's bullshit." I say. "Escort Mr. Mcdonald out of the building my ruling is final.

That bitch. This isn't over. I think while I grab my mcshotgun.

"Time to burn in hell Donald." I say as I ride to the white house in a disguise.

I arrive and head to his office. "Hello Donald."
I say. "Who are you?" Said Donald. "Your killer." I say as I shoot him to death.

"Don't mess with Mickiedees.

(End of chapter 7 and the book.)

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