Curious George x Ted (Yandere)

Ted and the professor

!! TW !! • Bad rizz

Ted was helping Professor Wiseman out at the museum. He couldn't help but look her, sending flirtatious glances. Wiseman looked up from her tablet, catching Ted's stare.

"Is something the matter, Ted?" Professor Wiseman asked, her brows furrowing.

Ted immediately blushes and turned away, quickly continuing his work, "No! Not at all! I was just wanting to ask you if you know where I should put this vase."

Professor Wiseman's expression softened, walking over to him, her hips swinging on perfect motion (Well in Ted's mind) "Well, it's a historical vase from the 18th century so I'd put it over in that section."

Ted looks up at her, his face a little red in embarrassment for asking such a dumb question.

"R-right... That's a good idea." Ted replies, quickly picking up the vase and hurrying out of the hallway.

He passed George, his pet monkey who he sees less as a pet but a son. George is playing with the curtains on a window, looking at the man in the yellow hat as he passes. George hops on the man's shoulder.

"What is wrong with me, George? The professor is so sexy, how am I able to talk to her with the butterflies in my stomach?" Ted says, venting about his boring life morales.

To George, he's never liked listening to the man, he's always preferred just laying down on his chest and sleeping with him. George rolled his little monkey eyes.

"Ooh ooh oh?" George says, the only sounds he's able to make.

"I know George, I know... Do you feel that way around Betty?" Ted asks, knowing he'll get no other response than his monkey babbling.

George looks at the man, annoyed with his ranting over some woman. He's always been jealous of the women whenever the man would try to flirt with them. To his fortune, the women don't really tend to like Ted back, so he doesn't have to worry about them stealing his man.

George pats the man in the yellow hat's head, reassuring him that's he's an idiot. But... to George the man is his idiot. No one else's.

The man smiles down at George, patting his butt. George always likes it when he does that, it really turns his monkey stuff on.

The man sets the vase down on its stand like the professor advised. Ted grabs George off his shoulder, putting him on the ground. Ted looks down at his bbg.

"Okay George, stay here and don't break anything. I'll be back soon." He thinks before adding on. "George... Should I do it? Should I confess to her?"

George's eyes widen, immediately waving his hands around erratically. "Ahh ahh ooh ahh!!" He cries to the man.

To George's absolute horror, the man turns around, leaving without listening to his monkey.

When Ted returns to the hallway with Professor Wiseman, he lectures himself quietly. "Don't mess up, don't mess up, don't mess up. She wants you too, she wants you too, she wants you too."

Professor Wiseman turned around and looked at Ted. "Hey, did you put the vase up?" (No sh!t Sherlock 😒)

Ted blushes, but takes a deep breath and smirks. "I indeed did, professor. Although, vases aren't the only thing that will be up after today." He whispers to her seductively.

The professor blinks a few times, taking her glasses off and wiping them on her coat. Her face is confused, but a slight tint of pink is on her cheeks.

"Are you... flirting with me, Ted?" She asks, making sure she heard him right.

Ted doesn't respond, but moves closer to the professor, pinning her against the wall, next to a painting. The professor looks up at Ted, her face now flushed with red.

"Not only am I good at organizing, taking care of monkeys, but I can also disorganize your voice if you know what I mean~." Ted mutters in her ear.

Professor Wiseman is taken off guard by Ted's off flirting style kids in 2024 like to call "rizz" but she is unable to say anything before Ted leans down, pressing his lips against hers.

George is watching from the corner, his eyes wide with rage. He digs his non-existent nails into the wall, leaving scratches from his anger.

George not only told the man not to confess, but now best kissing her? George will not stand for this. He's going to go bananas, and soon, the professor will be regretting being in the man's life.

A/N
This is so cringe but I have to do it... The parasites in me need to do it. I'm so sorry for all the people out there who just happened to stumble across this. You have my forgiveness. 😔