Curious George x Ted (Yandere)

The Toaster Bath

!! TW !! CRINGE!

As George followed his man inside the country house, he looked up at the man's butt, taking in all of its glory. He tugs on his pants to get his attention.

"Oh oh." George says, telling the man that he's going to go to his room until dinner is ready. The man smiles down at his precious monkey and pats his head.

"Okay George, but be a good little monkey." He answers with a smile.

George feels his monkey cheeks turn red, endearing the yellow beauty's words. He nods before bounding off to his room. Once inside, he jumps onto his bed, leaning over the edge to dig under the mattress. Once he finds the desired object, he pulls away and sits on his bed.

In his hand is a special kind of weapon. George crafted it back years ago when he was with his previous owner. He always ended up killing his owner in the end. The weapon was a big, yellow, banana.

The banana was not any ordinary banana though. This banana had a special blade inside of it that once stabbed into a person, it could suck their blood out and feed him. George needed human blood to grow. He's been a little weak ever since staying with Ted. He's afraid he's grown less feral.

As George smiled at the banana, he reached under his pillow and grabbed his walkie talkie, his favourite phone to talk to Allie on. He buzzed in to her

"Ah ahh ooooohhh" He calls, letting the message send to his girl boss.

Allie replies "Ready for plan A?"

George hesitates, knowing that the man is making dinner for the two of them. He doesn't want to ruin his relationship with the handsome yellow man. He thinks, trying to come up with an idea for how to keep the distance between him and the man.

After a moment of thinking to himself, he quickly replies back to Allie. "Affirmative."

As George ran down the stairs, he was excited to get killing once more. It was a lot easier to get away with murder in the country since the police are downtown and he lives more on the outskirts.

George sits down at the table, picking at his spaghetti. He has no intention on eating the disgusting human meal and he wants to make it apparent to the man. It take a minute, but eventually Ted looks at George with a concerned expression.

"George? Aren't you going to eat your food?" He asks, waving his fork in the air. The fork is holding twirled spaghetti and a meatball at the end.

George shakes his head, pushing his plate away to make his point. The man sighs, standing up and taking the plates.

"Alright. Do you want a snack then?" Ted asks him.

When the man turns away, he notices that George is nowhere to be found. He scratches the back of his head but shrugs and goes to wash the dishes.

George meets Allie outside the house by the tire swing. She smiles and looks at him "Hiya George! So I've been doing surveys around town over the period you were gone. I found at least 2 people who dated Ted in this side of town." She explains.

George frowns, clenching his fists, gripping his banana tighter. He nods, looking at her in expectation to tell him who and where. Allie doesn't seem to register the face at first but quickly regains her composure.

"Oh right! There's Bill's older sister, she apparently dated Ted because she's a prostitute." Allie adds on.

George nods, quickly running in the direction of Bill's house, Allie trailing behind him. He stealthily jumps up to the window, motioning for Allie to make her way up from the tree. She follows his interactions and climbs up the tree, jumping onto the roof.

George opens the window with his monkey fingers easily. He pushes the pane aside, allowing Allie to go first. After she enters, George makes sure to leave the window open for an escape route. Allie nods, sneaking to the door.

George opens the door, looking outside to make sure the coast is clear. He waves Allie out, allowing her to quickly dash down the stairs. As she does, George uses his monkey senses (specifically his sense of smell) to sniff out the sister.

He stops in front of the bathroom, hearing the water running. He sees Allie quickly, but stealthily, running up the stairs, carrying the planned toaster. George uses his fingers to count up to three before opening the door.

He notices that the shower curtain is covering the tub so he nods to Allie, silently telling her that it's okay. George stands on the toilet, peaking into the shower to see the sister laying down in the tub.

"Remember Ted...?" He whispers seductively to the girl.

She looks around confused. She opens her mouth to speak, but before she can say anything, Allie rips the curtain aside, throwing the toaster into the tub of water. The electricity quickly shocks the water, killing her immediately.

George grins, taking his banana and peeling it, stabbing the blade into the girl's neck. George puts the other end in his mouth, slurping the blood through the peel.

Once the job is finished, they both quickly run out of the house and back to their own. George quickly hops into his bed, stuffing the banana blade under the mattress like usual.

The man in the yellow hat walks into his room. He notices that George has fallen asleep. He smiles, leaning down and giving him a kiss on the head before walking out, closing the door behind him quietly.

Author's Note

This has about 1k words so holy moly. This was a pretty long chapter so I hope anyone who happens to be reading this enjoyed this chapter. I got inspiration for this chapter from an episode of a murder show I watched a while back. No I am not a psychopath.