im quitting...

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y'all I'm quitting I've enjoyed my time on here but y'all js made me mad bc y'all keep threatening me to write and thats not gonna work and plus it takes so much time to write and I actually getting sick of it...so bye y'all..
















YOU NIGGAS THOUGHT 😭

BUT I GOTTA SONG FOR YALL I WROTE.

YALL READY ? IGH

YES IM GAY AS SHIT IMA SUCK THAT DICK IMA EAT HIS ASS MAKE CUM QUICK

THAT SHI GO HARD TWIN ?

NO!?!?

IGH I GOTTA BETTER ONE

DECK THE HALLS AND GIVE HIM SOME COOCHIE FALALALALA LALALALA DONT FORGET TO EAT THIS BOOTY, FALALALALA LALALALA, SMOKE A BLUNT AND BUST A NUT FALALALALA LALALALA, DONT FORGET TO PUT IT IN MY BUTT FALALALALA LALALALA.

THAT SHI IS HARDDD

BUT TELL ME WHY MY DOG STARTED BREAK DANCING IN FRONT OF ME??

THEN MY BABY CALLED ME A NIGGA WHILE DOING BACKFLIPS.

SO I DECIDED TO WATCH TV ON MY STOVE AND MY ICE CUBES STARTED TALKING BACK TO ME.

THEN MY ELEPHANTRILLA STARTED RAPPING DD OSAMA TO ME.

SO I STARTED WALKING ON MY EAR TO MY NEAREST MCDONALD'S AND ORDERED A WHOPPER.

THEN NEXT YEAR AGO MY REFRIGERATOR STARTED SPEAKING SPANISH TO ME AND WAS SINGING NO QUEDA MAS BY SELENA QUINTILLA TALKING ABOUT SOME

"YO TIENE UNA ESPARANZA EN EL FONDO DE MI ALMA" LIKEEE.

THAT IS SO SAD.

BUT ANYWAYS SEE YALL NEXT MONTH AGO.

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