u miss me? - notti

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LMFAO U THOUGHT BUT I GOTTA TELL YALL A STORY.

SO TELL ME WHY MY TEACHER MS YEAST INFECTION STARTED DOING 68, 360 BACKFLIPS??? LIKE WHAT??

THEN WHEN I GOT HOME MY DOG WAS GETTING STURDY WHILE MAKING BONELESS PASTA .

SO I WENT UPSTAIRS AND STARTED WALKING ON MY THIRD SHOULDER .

AND MY PET OCTOPUS WAS BARKING AT ME .

ANYWAYS THAT'S IT .

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