I turned around and saw Perrie Edwards my fucking idol. I litreally fainted. I woke up and saw Perrie looking down at me.
"OMG! You are my number one fucking idol." I said like a fangirl does.
"LANGUAGE!" Liam shouted.
"My language is English so shut up. Kay?" I said. 'Ooooohs' and 'You just got told went' round us all then when everyone didn't notice I climbed onto the roof.
"Bet you can't handle me
I'm the number one queen.
I am the champion
Forever and always pleeash."
That was the furthest I got before I heard clapping behind me. I span around and saw Perrie standing there.
"I've never heard a girl rap before." She said.
"Watch this then." I said getting ready to dive off. The boys ran onto the roof. I did a 500 flip twice in a row and landed on my feet. Perrie and the boys were stunned. That's when I saw my other idols. Danielle Peazer, my favourite dancer and Eleanor Calder the prettiest girl alive.
"OMG! My second and third fucking idols. Eeeeeepa" (For all you simpsons fans from the movie.)
"Language." Liam shouted again.
."Fucking English, kay?" I said again. Everyone burst out laughing. Even my idols. I dived onto the trampoline and did my trampoline routine from 2011. Yeah, that's right I was only five when I did that. I done a trickier routine when I was two. I stopped that routine and started the one I did when I was two. Everyone looked at me because my routine was kinda like breakdancing.
"When did you learn that?" Louis asked me suspicously.
"When I was two years old." I said whilst still doing my routine. I was going into the hand spin leap when I fell face first because someone tripped me. I then looked at the girls and saw them lip locking with Liam, Louis and Zayn. I fainted. I woke up two minutes later. "SALAHS!" I screamed. The girls knew what I meant.
"Where and when did you learn that girls?"
"Well bascially, there is a girl in st groves park and she told us." Dani explained.
After that I ran upstairs and put my white hightops on which were the same as Niall's. I sprinted down the stairs and out the door. I knew st groves park any day. I went to the park and saw Fajar.
"Fudge!" I shouted. She turned around and saw me. I may be six and she may be twice my age but she is still my best friend.
"Sleepover?" I asked her. "At my new home." She nodded her head and picked up her bag. "All my stuff is in here. Let's go to the public toilets." We went to the toilets and she past me my old training bra and some running shorts and I put them on. She came out wearing a purple training bra with 12 on them and some WITCH shorts. My training bra was midnight blue with yellow stripes with the number 147 and my shorts were gold with 'gangsta k' on the side. We put our headphones in and started running back to the house before the boys got really worried about me and send a search party. I walked through the door all sweaty and out of breath with Fajar following closely behind. "Suck that. I won Fudge. Face the consequences."
After the guys heard voices they ran downstairs and into the kitchen because that's where we were. When they arrived they asked who my friend was.
"Fajar and can she stay over tonight? And where are the girls?" I asked putting on my killer puppy dog face.
"Yes she can stay and they have gone home." Louis said. I ran over to him and kissed his cheek. Me and Fajar burst out laughing because I had left a lipstick mark. I was the colour of midnight in the winter. It was originally called 'Midnight' but me and Fudge changed it to 'Midnight during the winter'. Asta la vista. Me and Fajar sprinted and we changed into comfortable clothes. Fudge was wearing a cool top that said 'Come at me brov' and some cool jeans with a purple ribbon as a loose belt. I was wearing my 'I'm not pretty but I'm still me' with a swirly black skirt with pink sequins which spelt Pineapple on the side. Fudge was wearing black hightops with a white vine print on the side by Lee Cooper. I was wearing my white hightops. Yes, I put hightops and skirts together. We race downstairs me winning of course. Me and Fajar ran into the kitchen and she took my lipstick off and replaced it with a stunning purple and she put my hair in a high ponytail. Then, she thread a sparkly purple ribbon with black sequins in my hair. I shouted bye to the guys and left before they could stop me.
