Americans on the 3rd of July: ew America is horrible, I'm moving.
Americans on the 4th of July: FUCK YEAH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 MURICA 🇺🇸FREEEEEEEEDOM🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I DONT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸BLEED RED, I BLEED RED🇺🇸 WHITE 🇺🇸AND🇺🇸 BLUE 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 *BALD 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸EAGLE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸SCREECHES*
Americans on the 5th of July: ew America is horrible, I'm moving.
(okay seriously, enjoy your freedom. Sorry you didn't enjoy our tea)
