14 years ago, I arrived from my mum's vagina.
Nope that's a lie, I was a c-section baby so I didn't come out my mum's vagina but anyway it's my birthday!

Birthday
14 years ago, I arrived from my mum's vagina.
Nope that's a lie, I was a c-section baby so I didn't come out my mum's vagina but anyway it's my birthday!